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  • The Art-P.O.G.| |

    Hmmm.

  • invisible furry hand| |

    According to his website, Chip Bok's Awards & Recognition are:

    Time Magazine: Top 10 Political Cartoons of 2008
    The Week Magazine Opinion Awards, Editorial Cartoonist of the Year, 2007
    Best Editorial Cartoonist, National Cartoonist Society, 1995, 1999
    Best Editorial Cartoonist, Associated Press Society of Ohio, 1992,1996,1999, 2000
    Berryman Editorial Cartooning Award (National Press Foundation), 1993
    H.L. Mencken Award (Free Press Association), 1993
    John Fischetti Award (Columbia College Chicago), 1988
    Pulitzer Prize finalist in 1997.

    Uh-huh.

  • anon| |

    Pulitzer Prize finalist in 1997.

    Didn't realize that was like the special olympics.

  • Uh-Huh| |

    What have you created lately?

  • Old Salt| |

    I've made some very poetic AND graphical references to the fairer sex on many a bathroom wall!

  • sarcasmic the spoofer| |

    That's even better than posting here.

  • Anacreon| |

    Try coming up with political cartoons on a consistent basis and see how well you do. I have employed cartoonists in a past life as a publisher and they are to be respected. I wouldn't be so cavalier in your criticism, and assume there is not a website around where people can criticize your work performance on a regular basis.

  • Fist of Etiquette| |

    I didn't remember Daddy Warbucks being quite the perv.

  • invisible furry hand| |

    That's cos you're not his type. Put on some pigtails and you'll soon discover a different side

  • Dekedin| |

    You should do a comic that ends up being symbolic of all the spam Reason's been getting, it would be pretty meta.

  • SIV| |

    Why is he giving away his hats?

  • Nathan| |

    Where? Seriously, where is this the case?

    If you want to make up a world that doesn't exist, put your stuff on the comics page. But these are editorials and are supposed to have a foot in reality.

  • WWNGD?| |

    "where is this the case?"

    "N. Carolina" is written on the chalkboard, I would start looking there.

  • shorter Nathan| |

    HURR DURR

  • WTF| |

    Take a look here, dumbass.

  • NotSure| |

    Seriously you don't think that governments don't do such stupid things, a quick search would prove you wrong.

  • | |

  • | |

    It is hardly the cartoonist's fault that YOU haven't been paying attention.

  • Fluffy| |

    You've REALLY got to fuck up to get Reason readers on Bok's side.

    Good work./

  • Almanian| |

    lulz - it's funny because it's TRUE!

  • derp| |

    thanks for playing, idiot!

  • Sparky| |

    Also works without the comma.

  • rather fart in a jar| |

    Your mommy will have to pay for the jar but the methane is free.

  • | |

    http://115。co/95

  • Bee Tagger| |

    Bull Shannon's unexpected promotion after Judge Stone retired won't last long with this kind of behavior.

  • sarcasmic| |

    Not enough labels.

  • Tim| |

    No shit, how are we supposed to grok this without labels?

  • Jeff| |

    See, the man is North Carolina, the little girl's mom is a paper sack, and the man is offering the girl a contraceptive device to prevent any future human/paper sack hybrid creatures from being born. It's a rumination on NC's forced sterilization program.

  • Sparky| |

    Is the man suffering from gigantism or the girl suffering from dwarfism?

  • sarcasmic| |

    We would know if there were more labels.

  • Sparky| |

    And I presume that's supposed to be an apple on the desk. WTF went wrong there? Bad GMO crop?

  • sarcasmic| |

    It should have been labeled.

  • Bee Tagger| |

    Good question. Where's Fernando when you need him?

  • Fernantard| |

    Monsanto murderz BAYBEEZ!!!11!!!

  • Joe M| |

    This is actually one of the better Friday Funnies I've seen in a while.

  • | |

    It is. I have to give him credit here.

  • Tim| |

    Are John credits redeemable for cash?

  • | |

    No. We tried that but the IRS and Secret Service got involved.

  • Sparky| |

    They would have to be worth something.

  • | |

    They are worth a lot.

  • Dirt| |

    They are as rare and valuable as I.

  • Obviously...| |

    MNG hoards almost all the "John credits," and we know what they're redeemed for...

  • Dirt| |

    I'm pretty sure the credits are cancelled out by the discredits. In fact, John is running a deficit. The more he speaks, the deeper he digs the hole. Narcissism is like that. Sadly for John and Warty and the other lifers here, there is no cure, but there are treatment options available.

  • | |

    So our griefer sleeps, then? If it sleeps, we can kill it.

  • | |

    Maybe the sun came out and she retreated to her coffin.

  • | |

    I was thinking more like she had to run out for more meth and Mountain Dew.

  • | |

    I can barely give 20 minutes a day to Reason, but the beast that shall not be named can devote a lifetime - every day.

  • | |

    Then she will go away. Sometimes for days.

  • Fluffy| |

    Sometimes it takes a while to get arraigned on your public defecation charges.

  • | |

    Then she will go away. Sometimes for days.

    Just walks away. Just walks away and there is an end to the pain.

  • | |

    Have you ever looked at her crazy-ass blog? Do yourself a favor and ask google for "dear john site:rctlfy.wordpress.com" for fun.

  • | |

    I'm not sure if I want to venture there - driving up the hit counter is bad enough.

  • | |

    okay, I ventured there. Now I must clean my eyes with bleach, wandering the wasteland as a blind man - living on alms and good fortune.

  • | |

    Don't do it LH. The pictures she puts up will scar you for life. If you do read it, you can see where the white indian crap comes from and how there is no doubt she is white indian.

  • rather| |

    John, you know as a lawyer your statement is inflamatory; retract SVP

  • | |

    I have looked at that. She is batshit nuts. Her biggest problem in addition to being crazy is that misandry drives every single thought she has ever had.

    That is why she is so obsessed with this blog. It is mostly men. And she is kind of a anarcho leftist. So this place is kind of like a cauldron of hell for her.

    It is funny she calls me a Libertarian. That will come as news to most of the people on here.

  • Oh, Wait| |

    John|2.24.12 @ 9:03AM

    She [rather] is batshit nuts.

    Seriously. What sane person would spend all his hours commenting hundreds of times a day on an obscure political blog? That's just crazy. Not to mention narcissistic.

  • jacob the barbarian| |

    white idjit and rather are one and the same?

    Does she have a job, a life, anything other than trolling here? That is really fucking sad if all that bullshit is coming from the same person.

    You sure John? Damn.

  • Yup| |

    jacob the barbarian|2.24.12 @ 10:30AM
    Does she have a job, a life, anything other than trolling here? That is really fucking sad if all that bullshit is coming from the same person. You sure John? Damn.

    That's like asking the pot if the kettle is black. John's crackpot output here is second to none.

  • | |

    STAY AT HOME MOM MAKES $727 PER DAY ON COMPUTER...Ever heard of the 50 cent sockpuppets in China who get paid 50 cents per pro-state post they put up? At chinese compensation rates that adds up to $23 from just one thread on H&R last night. I am pretty sure Soros or whatever government department cuts her a check pays better than that. Now fuel that with Meth,Mountain Dew and the occasional Dominoes Pizza delivered to Moms basement and you have the business model for our newest non-porn internet home business.

  • | |

    John, that anyone calls you anything other than a douchebag, is beyond me.

    /JK

  • Sparky| |

    No no, that's pretty accurate Troy.

  • invisible furry hand| |

    Warty, you bastard! I looked - it's so painful it makes me want to self-harm. I'm off to bed before i do it. Nighty-night all.

  • | |

    I monitor it for indications of her mental state. I want to know if I'm in danger of being murdered.

  • | |

    No kidding Warty. I sometimes wonder if I am going to walk out of my house to have her shoot me and be the subject of that night's Nancy Grace.

  • | |

    She only mentions me in passing on her crazy-ass blog, so I'm not too worried. I'd CCW everywhere I went, if I were you.

  • Oh, Wait| |

    You seem rather obsessed, "Warty."
    Would you like to talk abut it?
    Thoughtful and caring operators are standing by to assist you.

    (216) 721-1115

  • Fatty Bolger| |

    I sometimes wonder if I am going to walk out of my house to have her shoot me

    Probably be something more like this.

  •  | |

    Warty|2.24.12 @ 9:09AM
    I monitor it for indications of her mental state. I want to know if I'm in danger of being murdered.

    John|2.24.12 @ 9:11AM
    I sometimes wonder if I am going to walk out of my house to have her shoot me.

    Riiiight. She's the obsessed one.

  • Yup| |

    Lord Humungus|2.24.12 @ 8:54AM
    I can barely give 20 minutes a day to Reason, but the beast that shall not be named can devote a lifetime - every day.

    We still talking about John?

  • Ska| |

    I read that as retarded to her coffin.

    Need more java.

  • | |

    That makes perfect sense too.

  • | |

    Let's hear it for Ryan Braun!

  • Sparky| |

    Because?

  • | |

    The guy who took the sample, rather than sending it off to the lab that day, as required under the contract, took it home and left it on his desk all weekend.

    I seriously doubt he tampered with it. Braun is guilty as hell. But MLB is guilty of incompetence and stupidity. What do you think they pay to administer that program? I bet I could do it for that wage. And I wouldn't take bottles of piss home on the weekend. I promise.

  • | |

    Who has access to your house?

    Of those who do have access to your house, what other people have access to their offices, desks, purses, etc.?

    Apparently, Braun has passed 25 drug tests in his professional career. He claims that he passed three of them last year. On the test he failed, his testosterone was three times as high as it had ever been tested.

    Look at his numbers. There has been no sudden spike, a la Brady Anderson in 1996, in power (home runs, extra base hits, ribbies, OPS). Braun has consistently put up good numbers.

    Moreover, why do we assume that the tests are reliable?

  • | |

    That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger aeons, even Death may die.

  • Fluffy| |

    Future cartoons should be limited to 900 pixels.

  • fish| |

    Somebody upstream paid for that methane.

  • | |

    Sounds like a rock solid plan to me dude. WOw.

    www.Going-Anon.tk

  • | |

    Yeay Ryan Braun!

  • Rev. Blue Moon | |

    Ryan Braun is not a libertarian issue.

  • | |

    There are matters other than anarchy which pique my interest.

    Besides, I happen to be a fan of the MVP and I am glad that the Brewers will not be deprived of his services for 50 games.

  • | |

    Rev. Blue Moon |2.24.12 @ 9:29AM
    Ryan Braun is not a libertarian issue.

    What's your point?

  • Sparky| |

    I sometimes wonder if Bok reads these comments. I could see him sitting back in a big leather chair shouting "Who's gettin paid bitches?!?!??!!!!"

  • Unemployed Cellar-Dwellers| |

    That's just cold.

    Pass the Cheetos®.

  • jacob the barbarian| |

    +10

  • Almanian| |

    Just "MOAR LABELS".

    Otherwise, I'd say this is Chip's finest work to date. Concise, I got it, limited # of distractions, good setting and character development -

    A solid "B", Chipper!

  • Almanian| |

    Also, Happy Friday, libertardian Resonoids!

    And fuck California.

    That is all.

  • | |

    what about an atta boy for Ryan Braun?

  • Sparky| |

    New pet project or something? Seriously, what's the big deal?

  • | |

    To tell you the truth, Rev. Blue Moon posted the other day words to the effect that I'm a johnny one note with anarchy-so I am sensitive and had to show the commentariat that there are other matters which pique my interest.

    Besides, I love Braun's game, I like him and I am rooting for him. No different than his friends Aaron Rodgers and Reggie Miller.

    Besides II, I HATE ALL DRUG WARRIORS, BE THEY DEA, DARE, WCTU, JUST SAY NO, THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A DRUG FREE AMERICA and

    THOSE IN THE SPORTS MEDIA WHO HAVE WINED FOR YEARS ABOUT TEH STEROIDSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

  • Almanian| |

    Who's Ryan Braun? No, seriously - who is he?

    s/ Too Lazy to Google, Plus I Don't Really Care

  • | |

    good

  • Um| |

    Needs more local wits repeating that it needs more labels.

  • | |

    Not bad!

  • Colonel_Angus| |

    The N. Carolina thing is redundant. I get the idea without it.

  • | |

    A++

  • Moogle| |

    But mom pays for the condoms via tax dollars and- oh, never mind. (kicks pebble)

  • cynical| |

    This is one of the least terrible Friday Funnies I can remember.

  • | |

    Every sperm is sacred!

    Good job, Bok. If you think this makes up for all the rest...

    Oh, never mind.

  • tapir| |

    three weeks in a row without Mr. Bok's penis-shaped Obama head drawings. The apple on the desk does look a lot like the shape of Obama's head in his previous drawings, but that's not enough to satisfy me. I really hope Mr. Bok's penis-shaped Obama head drawings return next week.

    I'm not being sarcastic.
    Mr. Bok, God obviously gifted you with an extraordinary ability to draw penis-shaped Obama heads. Quit wasting your time with this other nonsense.

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  • TS変換| |

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