Friday Funnies

The protestors

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  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Recycled joke about Friday Funnies > Tebow > Tebow

  • STEVE SMITH||

    ASSRAPE > TEBOW

  • Roman Polanski||

    ASSRAPE > TEBOW

    Well of course it is! Especially when they're not unresponsive!

  • Whoopi Goldberg||

    Not rape rape > Tebow

  • Montani Semper Liberi||

    Gadhafi's Hide & Seek School > Tebow

  • WTF||

    Bok>Tebow

  • SIV||

    Why is the Faux News reporter not wearing a bra?

  • Live Free or Diet||

    Why assume she's from Fog Snooze?

  • Applejack||

    Why does Fox News make people knickers twist in their pants so?

  • WWNGD||

    Because they are not as trustworthy as MSNBC or CNN, so you need to make up sarcastic names about them to show your level of maturity.

  • BigT||

    Except Fox is more neutral than most:

    " Consistent with many conservative critics, CBS Evening News and the New York Times received a score far left of center.  Outlets such as the Washington Post, USA Today, NPR’s Morning Edition, NBC’s Nightly News and ABC’s World News Tonight were moderately left.  The most centrist outlets (but still left-leaning) by our measure were the Newshour with Jim Lehrer, CNN’s NewsNight with Aaron Brown, and ABC’s Good Morning America.  Fox News’ Special Report, while right of center, was closer to the center than any of the three major networks’ evening news broadcasts.  All of our findings refer strictly to the news stories of the outlets.  That is, we omitted editorials, book reviews, and letters to the editor from our sample."

    http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/pol.....Bias.8.htm

  • Mike||

    What are you doing, BigT?! You're pissing on their most sacred outlet for sanctimony.

  • ||

    I like when they hang low.

  • Mr Whipple||

    Not sure I get it. Did the old man mortgage the house for the kid's tuition?

  • Abdul||

    I'm not gay, but if I was, that kid's head would remind me to masturbate.

  • ||

    You're penis looks like his head? You need to go to the doctor, dude...

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Abdul's penis head > Tebow

  • Abdul||

    No, but it reminds me enough of a penis to wonder if chip bok does his work while he's on chat roulette.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Is Andy Dick's belt buckle stapled to his navel? No wonder mustachioed Ed Asner looks pissed. Blonde Sofia Coppola should just back away.

  • ||

    I think Blonde Sofia's nipple gave Mustachioed Asner a black eye.

  • ||

    Wow! Way to take fucking up to a whole other level, Bok. You've really outdone yourself.

    *slowclap*

  • Maurice||

    I speak of the Pompatus of Love.

  • Devil's Advocate||

    Dammit! Now I have been earwormed.

  • ||

    +1.

  • ||

    When Bok ventures outside of his comfort zone of drawing anthropomorphic penises the results are creepy, and not in a good way.

  • Joe M||

    Actually, I think a lot of us would support abolishing capitolism.

  • o2||

    yeah i hatez teh capitols letterz

  • o3||

    derp

  • ombudsman||

    Can we get a P. Bagge or Johnny Ryan substitute for Friday Funnies?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    I'm going to be characteristicly contrary to the rest of you sheep and say that I like this one.

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Tebow > Fist of Etiquette

  • Joe M||

    FoE > RoboTebow

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Does RoboTebow disguise himself as a semi before converting to humanoid form and taking the field to throw interceptions w/ superhuman strength?

  • Joe M||

    He prefers to call it "attacking the defense with the ball", but yeah, more or less.

  • db||

    The enemy's gate is somewhere over there.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    When my doomsday machine is finished, Joe M will be spared in the new world order that follows its unveiling.

    Also, RoboTebow is an anagram of boob tower. Just putting that out there.

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Boob Tower > RoboTebow > Tebow

  • he who shall not be named||

    Did someone say 'sheep'?

  • Restoras||

    +1

  • Joe M||

    Don't forget the first rule of Sheepfucker Club.

  • Joe M||

    Correct spelling > Tebow

  • Joe M||

    Tebow > squirrels

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    And, holy shit, it's spelled characteristically, Past FoE.

  • ||

    the old man needs an SEIU button on his shirt...

  • free2booze||

    That's something that hasn't been talked about, but needs to be discussed. When these kids do their financial aid paperwork, they need to provide mommy and daddy's financial information to apply for the loan. Obviously the parents weren't sitting down with their little brats, and suggesting that maybe borrowing tens of thousands of dollars, to attend the most expensive school, isn't such a hot idea.

    Financially illiterate parent advises financially illiterate, retarded child. What could go wrong?

  • Parents||

    It seemed like a good idea until junior graduated and started living on our spare couch.

  • Apatheist||

    You don't have to. Maybe it is just for grad schools but when I got my subsidized loans for law school I didn't give them any of my parents information.

  • free2booze||

    Your parents info is required, unless you qualify as an independent student. Once you turn 24, you are considered independent, or if you are married, a veteran of the military, or you are a baby-momma, or baby-daddy.

  • ||

    can you say subprime college loans...

  • sarcasmic||

    I can't think of a funny comment.
    But neither could Bok, so I don't feel bad about it.

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Has anyone had the bad manners to tell these kids that if the only significant financial decision they ever made was taking $100,000 in loans for a Lesbian Peace Studies degree, maybe they should acknowledge they are idiots and STFU about economic matters?

    > Tebow

  • Women of OWS||

    Being raped in your tent and having the movement try to sweep everything under the rug after the fact. > Tebow

  • free2booze||

    Having a bowel movement, and sweeping it under your tent = OWS.

  • Restoras||

    Hey, all hands on deck for the Reason Alaska cruise!

  • >Tebow||

    You guys are mean.

  • Terr||

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Alan Vanneman||

    Shouldn't this be called "Boring Old Fart Funnies"? Is it true that Chip sleeps with an Ann Colter love pillow?

  • WTF||

    Tebow > Alan Vanneman

  • ||

    You should have gone into puppetry, Bok.

  • Abdul||

    To think, a man with a degree from one of the nations's finest post-graduate pupptry programs is unemplyed, and chip bok is making a living.

  • Tim||

    How can he top himself, week after week?

  • Reason? or Stereotypes? ||

    There's many a gray head in Occupy Wall Street crowd
    By Gianna Palmer and Kate Howard | McClatchy Newspapers

    NEW YORK — Vince Taylor doesn't fit the stereotype of unkempt twentysomething protesters at the Occupy Wall Street site in Manhattan, which was clear from the homemade canvas sign he held there.

    It read: "75 AND DISGUSTED."

    Taylor, a retired economist with a doctorate from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology...

    www.mcclatchydc.com/2011/11/02.....ccupy.html

  • What ya think KOCH pays for?||

  • Peak Stupid?||

  • We'll call 'er "Reason," boys.||

  • Peak KOCHiness!||

  • PIRS||

    Perhaps the reporter was surprised that he was wearing a tie and a watch.

  • seniors and middle-aged adults||

    "seniors and middle-aged adults are hardly uncommon at Zuccotti Park"

    Read the article. Be informed, instead of chanting what you want to be true.

  • ||

    There are called old hippies you half wit. Isn't there a limit to how many stupid things one person can say in a life time? If so haven't you reached it? Peak stupid has to be close.

  • Koch smiles upon John||

  • ||

    They don't call it peake stupid for nothing.

  • BakedPenguin||

    HEY MISS RECTAL, IT'S COOTER. GOSH, YOU SURE GOT A LOT OF SUITORS. I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED, A PRETTY GAL LIKE YOU. JUST YOU DON'T FORGET COOTER, OKAY?

  • PIRS||

    Oh no! You mean there are a couple of people out there who earned lots of money on their own and are spending it to support organizations that have points of view they happen to agree with! GOD! The HORROR!!!!

  • Koch pays for peak stupid||

    You and John and Penguin keep up the peak stupid.

    Here's reality. Hard working Americans:

    http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/

  • PIRS||

    The statists had a virtual monopoly on the media for a very long time. Now that the monopoly is no more the statists are frightened - very frightened and they lash out at anyone who helps to fund alternative points of view.

  • KOCH = STATISTS||

    PIRS = STATIST

    Or are you for a Non-State sociopolitical typology?

    It's time to quit being so dishonest about this "statist" accusation, when you're one yourself.

    NON-STATE AND STATE SOCIETIES
    http://faculty.smu.edu/rkemper.....ieties.pdf

  • PIRS||

    Here we go again .....

    WI,

    Tell you what, if the state collapses I will be happy for you if you find a large plot of undeveloped land and you can live in any way you wish so long as it does not infringe upon the equal rights of others.

    Happy?

  • Dylboz||

    This guy/gal/troll makes me embarrassed to be wearing a white Indian Motorcycle t-shirt right now.

  • BakedPenguin||

    HEY MISS RECTAL, IT'S COOTER. ARE YOU SORE? I'M SO SORRY IF I MADE YOU SORE. I DIDN'T MEAN NUTHIN' BY MY LAST COMMENT, JUST TRYIN TO SAY YOU'RE PRETTY IS ALL.

  • PIRS||

    LOL, really? You can't do better than referencing a cheesy television sitcom?

  • REASON REGULARS||

    HEY HALF BAKED, IT'S HERR KOCH. ARE YOU SORE? I'M SO SORRY IF I MADE YOU SORE. I DIDN'T MEAN NUTHIN' BY MY LAST COMMENT, JUST TRYIN TO SAY YOU'RE PRETTY IS ALL.

  • BakedPenguin||

    GOSH MISS RECTAL, I DONE MADE YOU SORE. I SURE DIDN'T MEAN TO. DOES THIS MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THE FLOWERS? I PLUCKED 'EM MYSELF, JUST FOR YOU.

  • Critic||

    Ugh. Most childish fad yet.
    And your blog sucks.

  • ||

    HI MISS RECTAL WHY YOU SAYING MY BOG SUCKS? MY BOG IS PRETTY NICE YOU SHOULD COME VISIT 'OL COOTER AND SEE IT.

  • PIRS||

    Perhaps you should read my comment before assuming that I did not.

  • .||

    Contrary to the propaganda being put out by the money-junkies and their pet presstitutes, the Occupy movement are not "commies."

    They are not Marxists.
    They are not "Drugged out Hippies."
    They are not lazy.
    They do not "hate the rich."

    The Occupy movement are men.
    They are women.
    They are gays.
    They are straights.
    They are Black.
    They are White.
    They are Red.
    They are Yellow.
    They are Brown.
    They are young.
    They are old.

    They are you.
    And they are me.

    The Occupy movement is not trying to take over the country.

    The Occupy movement is the country, taking itself back.

  • PIRS||

    Of course, and many of them are funded by George Soros.

  • FOX AND FRAUDS ASTROTURF!||

    OMG!

  • PIRS||

    Fox? What does fox have to do with any of this? LOL - are you one of those people who doesn't know the difference between conservativism and libertarianism? LOL!

  • You're parroting Faux shit||

    you get called on parroting Faux shit.

    What do Walmart, FOX News, and Koch Brothers have in common?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g78ZKT-uMs

  • PIRS||

    LOL,

    Does an opinion or a truth become "Fox" just because someone on that network utters it? If they state that the sky is blue and I say so also does that mean I am uttering their "propaganda"?

    The truth or falsehood of a statement is independent of the source that reports it.

  • BigT||

    "What do Walmart, FOX News, and Koch Brothers have in common?"

    A: They make money by providing products and services that people freely purchase.

  • Parrot the talking points BigT||

  • Weapons grade stupid||

    They get laid more than you?

  • mt||

    Dear god shut up with this propaganda. False dilemma ga longing points, the world is not so simple we are not part of the 99 percent or the 1 percent. Simply saying something is so doesn't make it so.

    Now go back to your drum circle.

  • Fatty Bolger||

    They're certainly not me, dumbass.

  • ||

    Contrary to the propaganda being put out by the money-junkies and their pet presstitutes, the Occupy movement are not "commies."

    True. They are not useful idiots for the Communists.

    They are useful idiots for a range of lefty/tranzi parasite/authoritarian wannabes.

  • sevo||

    "They are you.
    And they are me."
    Got a turd in your pocket?

  • DLM||

    So, why think being Marxists/Drugged out Hippies/etc. and being Black/White/etc. are mutually exclusive?

  • DEFUND Oakland Government||

    What propaganda you talking about? There are a few Junior Stalinists and a scattering of $oros-funded Junior Fascists out there, though, you gotta admit.

  • DEFUND Oakland Government||

    DeFund WashingtonDC: stop corporate bailouts and cronyism, stop the WarState. Impeach guilty politicians!

  • Fatty Bolger||

    2009: "Hey, look at that one freak over there. Let's use him to make the other tea partiers look bad."

    2011: "Hey, look at that one normal guy over there. Let's use him to make the OWS protesters look good."

  • ||

    thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss^

  • ||

    If he's 75 now and he got a PhD from MIT on the usual timeframe, he presumably studied under Paul Samuelson and Bob Solow. No wonder he's confused about economics.

  • rather retarded||

    ∀ x ∈ R: rather + x < Tebow

  • Spoonman.||

    Good mooooorning...no links?

  • ||

    Well, since the kid was originally protesting the real problem that exists, Capitolism, I'm gonna say he's a lot smarter than his old man.

    As far as the bullet-tits, I have no comment at this time.

  • Art-P.O.G.||

    Bok's cartoons always have a deeper, clever meaning. You are correct, sloopy.

  • DEFUND DC dot com||

    IMPEACH OBAMA -- stop the wars and corporate bailouts.

    DEFUND DC -- STARVE THE BEAST.

    PROSECUTE WAR CRIMINALS: OBAMA BUSH CHENEY CLINTON CLINTON RICE RICE POWERS RUMSFELD BUSH.

  • DEFUND DC dot com||

    I am retarded.

  • ||

    I'm with FoE. Not a bad cartoon. Good work, Bok!

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    I also thought this one was pretty good. Props, Bok!

  • Almanian||

    Saw this a few days ago. Wasn't funny then, either.

    Also - I misread the blurb as "..the last Friday Funny..." A man can dream, can't he?

  • foam concrete manfacturer indi||

    haa...

  • Marc by Marc Jacobs Handbag||

    Mr. Marc Jacobs is a legend

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