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Occupy Wall Street

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    Timeplain gambolcube?

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    Timecop, am I free to gambol about the 4 corner days?

  • Occupy Blazing Saddles||

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Giants among men like Moore don't second guess themselves. The thought bubble should read, "Those hot dog carts sure didn't hold enough hot dogs."

  • Lord Humungus||

    now that's funny.

  • Rhywun||

    It's a Ziggy!

  • Balloon Maker||

    The pig says, "my wife's a slut"?

  • genesis||

    + infinity

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    Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud...

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    Get it? 'Cause Michael Moore is fat.

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    And really rich.

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    And a millionaire. Simple. True. Funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    You know who else was a fat cat millionaire?

    Garfield.

  • Quetzalcoatl||

    That would explain a lot... like where Jon got money from.

  • Almanian||

    Sylvester was always sooooo jealous of him

  • affenkopf||

    Someone should put this feature out of its misery.

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    Why is John Candy wearing a 'Michael Moore' sticker on his coat?

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    I see what you did there: a very sly Canadian Bacon reference.

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    He's goin' north to commit the most heinous of crimes...LITTERING!

  • Auric Demonocles||

    Littering AND?

  • Admiral||

    Littering and, uh...

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    Littering and... littering and... littering and... smoking the reefer!

  • Colonel_Angus||

    I watched Strange Brew yesterday. That's all I have to say about that.

  • Bob Mckenzie||

    "If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you!"

  • L13||

    We need his buddy Mr. Baldwin too!

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Hey, wait a minute. His head doesn't look like a penis. I went up and double checked. Not Bok.

    Carry on.

  • $6M RoboTorso||

    Who would win a fight to the death in a cage, Bok or Payne?

    Would that be funnier than a cartoon drawn by either?

    Discuss.

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    Neither artist's Wikipedia page mentions a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blackbelt, so I can't say.

  • Pantless Deviant||

    Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

    That'd be Capoeira, I believe. Just for the record.

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    Capoeira: The Real Forbidden Dance.

  • stonewyrm||

    I thought they were huge guinea pigs?

    Which would be a great thig to watch them fight it out with!

  • .||

    "That'd be Capoeira, I believe. Just for the record."

    nope

  • Pantless Deviant||

    Yep.

    Unless you can enlighten me.

  • P B||

    Brazilian jiu-jitsu is a grappling martial art.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Jiu-Jitsu

    Capoeira contains more kicks and is almost dance like, if there is a roda nearby you should check it out.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capoeira

  • Lord Humungus||

    nah.

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    Payne is less barforama than Bok. Bagge is the only quality inker around here.

  • QuietDesperation||

    "Who would win a fight to the death in a cage, Bok or Payne?"

    The cage.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Too many labels. Not enough chins.

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    I do feel like the 'Michael Moore' label was a bit excessive.

  • Quetzalcoatl||

    Fittingly.

  • BakedPenguin||

    Now, now - people might have thought someone was doing an odd rip off of Family Guy.

  • Unfunny Reason Cartoons||

    We are the 99%

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    OK, that was good.

  • Almanian||

    +0.99

  • Amakudari||

    Thank God for the Michael Moore and Occupy Wall Street labels. I almost didn't understand what was supposed funny, but now I do. Brilliant!

  • Bee Tagger||

    It's a shame to see Gary Larson return with something so bitterly political.

  • Lord Humungus||

  • Terr||

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Mr Whipple||

    Fuck. Is it Friday already?

    Why is it that the older you get, the faster time goes by?

    Whoever said youth is wasted on the young, was absolutely right.

  • Bee Tagger||

    You hate the weekend?

    Why don't you just tell Bachman, Turner, and Overdrive to go to hell while you're at it?

  • Loverboy||

    We're already there.

  • Mr Whipple||

    You hate the weekend?

    Weekend? What's that? When you are self-employed, there are no weekends. You basically condemn yourself to a life of poverty for at least 5 years.

  • Hank||

    The older you get, each day is a smaller percentage of your life total experience. When you were 5, a year was a fifth of your total experience. At 40, it's only a fortieth. So each passing day feels like you are accelerating toward the grave.

    Oh, was that rhetorical?

  • Mr Whipple||

    So each passing day feels like you are accelerating toward the grave.

    Dick!

  • Almanian||

    No, no - that was "Hank"

  • Almanian||

    You stole my theory! STOP! THIEF!

  • DLM||

    Why is it that the older you get, the faster time goes by?

    That just means you get to enjoy Friday Funnies more often.

  • Fluffy||

    These cartoons really suck, guys.

  • Restoras||

    I sniggered.

  • Almanian||

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

  • Beloved Commenter Tim||

    Replace Friday Funnies with Family Circus reruns. At least we can track little Billy's rovings while we wait for Riggs to get out of his alcohol fueled stupor.

  • Lord Humungus||

    Not Me!
    http://www.healygates.com/ego/bs-famcirc.html

    The other wildly overused gag is the one where the mom leans out the front door and calls Billy home for dinner. The cartoon shows the path Billy takes home as he meanders his way all over the neighborhood, hopping fences, talking to neighbors, peeking in bathroom windows, etc. How many times can he use this joke and get away with it? What you never see is the next frame where the father is whipping Billy's late-for-supper ass all over the family room with a bamboo stalk while having flashbacks from Da Nang.
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  • Fatty Bolger||

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    The first Family Circus parody I remember seeing was back in the early 80s in National Lampoon where a reaper of death was harvesting the heads of the kids, as "drawn" by Gerald Scarfe.

    Can't find it on the web, sorry.

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    "We'll be the good guys and you'll be the insurgents"
    Classic!

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  • Pantless Deviant||

    Garfield Minus Garfield:

    http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

  • Pantless Deviant||

  • Joe M||

    That was Payneful.

  • Warty||

    Low-hanging fruit is sometimes rotten. Ponder this on the Tree of Woe.

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    Needs more labels.

  • A Gamboling Man||

    "Aw crap, here comes my broker, I hope he doesn't see me. Blend in with the herd, Michael. I am the 99%. I am the 99%..."

  • Almanian||

    Are you related to the "Ramblin', Gambolin' Man?" He's from the southeast US somewhere, if that helps.

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    like you blend?!

  • Almanian||

    I came, I saw, I found no intelligent life, I returned to work.

    Happy Friday, Reasonoids! And Idiot Blanco! And xaM! And Urine!

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    Like my neighbor commented the other day, "If you're going to eat the rich, make sure you're the poorest person at the table."

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    Two wolves and a monocled industrialist are sitting at a dinner table....

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    Is the industrialist exercising his 2nd amendment rights?

  • Liberal Larry||

    OH YEA??!??!! Well Rush Limbaugh is rich, fat, a pill popper and has anal cysts!!!!

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    Very difficult to gambol around with anal cysts.

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    Unless you can get someone to pop those suckers for you. I suggest either a REALLY good friend, or expect to pay dearly.

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