Want to know just how serious
America's moral decay problem
(not to be confused with the
nation's tooth decay problem,
which has largely been
eradicated thanks to
International Communism's twin
legacies of water fluoridation
and Trident gum) really is?
Well, chew on this: Things have
gotten so serious that Steve
Allen — yes, that Steve
Allen, the "multi-talented
comedian, writer, composer,
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