The Last, and I Do Mean Last Thank-You For Supporting Reason's 2009 Webathon

Since I was airbrushed out of the terrific thank-you video commemorating your awe-inspiring, supra-historicalitic contributions to Reason's second annual webathon, I guess I'll have to say I love you in a photo:

We are taking not just your money but your suggestions to heart, and have a spring in our step as we prepare to do battle in 2010 and drag politics kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Thanks, ya'll!

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  • Naga Sadow||

    LOBSTER GIRL!!

  • CTHORM@IBIS||

    You Sir, are a saint.

  • ||

    Hey, sideboob!

  • ||

    Too bad I'm allergic to crustaceans. And silicone.

  • Pope Jimbo||

    Too bad? Too bad that you aren't going straight to hell for eating an abomination?

    Lobster Girl is in for some trouble from these guys.

  • ||

    It must get lonely in your plastic bubble.

  • ||

    I have filled it with my tears.

  • hmm||

    Could we get an interview with Lobster Girl?

  • Episiarch||

    Yet the website still doesn't work for me even after wiping my machine and upgrading to Windows 7. This was all a plan to inconvenience me, wasn't it, Welch?

  • Lobster Boy||

    It's all about you, dear.

  • Brian Sorgatz||

    That lobster puts me to shame. Why do I have to be so damn lazy about chasing down the opposite sex?

  • Morris||

    If each libertarian gave a dollar ammount that was double his or her IQ, Reason would have to hold two annual webathons to stay afloat. The market is a hard master!

  • Episiarch||

    EDWARD FINDS MATH HARD

  • Naga Sadow||

    That you Steve?

  • ||

    Is someone boiling a sheepskin seat cover?

  • Xeones||

    Edward, kill yourself.

  • Xeones||

    You think Edward's a sasquatch too, Naga? The implications of that hypothesis are certainly... chilling.

  • Morris||

    Your oh so witty responses make my point, you incoherent wingnuts.

  • BakedPenguin||

    Edwarddddddddd. Edwardddddddddd

  • Ingrid Newkirk||

    Now that is how we should be treating our sea kitten brethren.

  • Xeones||

    Edward, are you so deluded that you think you actually made a point? You poor, poor creature.

  • ||

    Anyone think they're real?

  • ||

    Nah, they show up every few threads just to mess with the regulars.

    What? Did I misunderstand?

  • ||

    This is why we treasure you so.

  • kinnath||

    Aye

  • ||

    I'm sure the lobster is real.

    The girl may be a clever Photoshop job to entice donations.

  • Loupeznik||

    If I give you $25 more dollars can we see her ass?

  • ||

    I'd easily cough up another $100 for some slo-mo footage of that Hawk Jenson guy at Reason.tv...

  • hmm||

    Does the Hawk guy have his own helicopter?

  • ||

    In my fantasy he does. And he uses it to fight the forces of collectivism, usually done shirtless.

  • Jennifer||

    We are taking not just your money but your suggestions to heart

    So you say, yet comments are STILL THREADED. Ahem.

  • hmm||

    They're taking the silent suggestions in that matter.

  • ||

    By the way, the e-mails are causing such a ruckus among the left and the leftist scientists, falling over themselves to explain away their significance.

    It WOULD be funny if it was not such an outrage, especially considering it has very little coverage from the MSM.

  • ||

    Mmm...keess de crust-ay-shean, bebe. Keess eett!

  • ||

    Yet the website still doesn't work for me even after wiping my machine and upgrading to Windows 7.

    I'm still looking for a Linux distro which will work with my brand new Windows 7 -loaded Toshiba. Especially one which will run the wireless card.

    And I officially hate trackpads. I miss my Thinkpad mini-joystick.

  • ||

    Try Puppy Linux

  • ||

    And I still hate threaded comments.

  • Paul||

    For a magazine called Reason, it's a shame you have to resort to sex to sell subscriptions...

  • hmm||

    I find resorting to sex quite reasonable.

  • ||

    it's a shame you have to resort to sex

    It's too early to start drinking.

  • Xeones||

    For a magazine called Reason,

    I see what you did there, and i'll be drinking when i get home from work.

    it's a shame you have to resort to sex to sell subscriptions...

    Are you saying there's even more Lobster Girl in the dead tree version? Sign me up, yo.

  • ||

    "Puppy Linux"

    I'll investigate.

  • Birlik Otomasyon||

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