Jesse Walker | September 28, 2009
An alternate history in which beer and coffee keep Canada together, thus preventing the end of the world.
[Via Rob MacDougall, who knows a thing or two about alternate Canadas.]
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...it would take more than Canadian ascendency in ice hockey
to keep the country together. It requires coffee. In particular, a
brand of coffee called Tim Horton's coffee.
This is not an exaggeration. I was in Canada this weekend, and the
promise of Tim Horton's coffee was the only thing keeping me
sane.
The only correction to this very accurate depiction of Canadians is
the additional detail so crucial to the unity of British Columbians
in particular: weed.
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