Goddamn You, Extreme Mortman, You've Gone and Made Me Even More Upset!

Nick Gillespie | January 23, 2009

Howard Mortman, proprietor of the great blog Extreme Mortman (situated like some sort of bizarro world Sesame Street at the intersection of the 1600 block of "Extreme" and "Mortman") is walking away from the blogging life and joining the subversively button-down crew at C-SPAN (a national treasure brought to you by the selfless croney capitalists of cable television; read our great Brian Lamb interview here).

And, to paraphrase Freda Payne, all that's left is a signed picture of the late John Ritter, whom I'm pretty sure Extreme Mortman gave cancer or embarrassment or whatever killed Jack Tripper:

More on the demise of one of the best blogs of the past several years here.

Comments

The Honorable Governor Rod Bla|1.24.09 @ 2:25AM|#

Fuck Extreme Mortman, fuck Freda Payne, fuck Jack Tripper, and fuck you Nick Gillespie.

You think they're putting Extreme Mortman on CNN and I'm not fucking getting anything out of it? Fucking assholes.

|1.24.09 @ 3:10AM|#

Excellent, one less blog. This is a trend I can support.

|1.24.09 @ 7:54AM|#

John Ritter ROCKED! Such a loss indeed.

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..|1.24.09 @ 9:23AM|#

Still nothing on Caroline Kennedy? This is suspicious.
OK, which one of you guys is banging her? Fess up.
New York Times publisher my ass.

|1.24.09 @ 11:39AM|#

I think the last link might be misdirected.

Some Guy|1.24.09 @ 3:49PM|#

Yep. I hereby decree this the Official Weekend Loser Thread™. *

Move along now. Nothing to see here. That's a good lad.


*By default, if not by decree. We're all Obama now™.

Some Guy|1.25.09 @ 5:44PM|#

I never knew I had such power. But how to harness it?
I'm shovel-ready. Where's my dough?