Damon W. Root | August 22, 2008
reason contributor Todd Seavey, who blogs under the great slogan "Conservatism for punks," cuts What's the Matter with Kansas? author and Wall Street Journal columnist Thomas Frank down to size:
Virtually every column he writes takes one of two juvenile forms: either he (1) accuses conservatives of deliberately harming people or screwing things up to advance their sinister agenda or, even more annoyingly, (2) picks some bizarre boondoggle associated with Republican politicians but in no logical way an outgrowth of conservative (and certainly not free-market) ideology (waste and ineptitude at the Department of Labor, in one recent column), then claims, like a child yelling "Tag! You're it!" that since the boondoggle is nominally "conservative" (or in the case of the Department of Labor, was merely spoken of in a positive way once by religious-right activist Paul Weyrich), said boondoggle is not merely conservative but in fact a perfect representation of conservatism at its best, thus proving all conservatives (like me) to be evil morons (like Thomas Frank).
Then the gloves come off:
If he really believes, though, in constant sinister calculations by conservatives (who always get exactly the results they wanted in the political realm!), I have a great conspiracy theory for him: I think the Wall Street Journal hired him as the ongoing default left-wing columnist precisely to remind their right-leaning readers what complete idiots there are on the left. (Has it never crossed your mind that this might be why you were cast in the role, Mr. Frank?)
Whole thing here. For the definitive takedown of Frank's What's the Matter with Kansas?, look no further than reason's own Jesse Walker.
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That said, this is a great summary of Frank's method. I was reading something (I forget what) the other day, and it was shockingly naive in it's anti-conservative/anti-GOP arguments. He's like an Ann Coulter of the left.
Thomas Frank: pwned!
but seriously, How do the editors not realize that Thomas Frank
cannot grasp either the subtleties or the big picture of the
subjects he is writing about?
I understand where Seavey is coming from, but big government
waste and boondoggles have been associated with pretty much all
non-libertarian right wing political activity for long enough now
that it's time to call a spade a spade.
Big government and wasteful boondoggles ARE part of non-libertarian
conservatism. The fact that non-libertarian conservatives often lie
and say they oppose big government may confuse the issue, but we've
had too many years of this from conservatives to let them point to
the output of their thinktanks as some sort of defense.
(1) accuses conservatives of deliberately harming people or
screwing things up to advance their sinister agenda or, even more
annoyingly,
When your platform is that government doesn't work why is it wrong
to accuse you of deliberately doing things to validate your
agenda?
If I believed the only things government can do is to screw things
up, and proceeded to fill the government ranks with incompetent
people ill suited to their posts and with little to no experience
in the tasks they are given who also believe that government
doesn't work, I *SHOULD* be accused of deliberately trying to screw
things up.
I second Fluffy's spade-calling.
I third it
Please don't confuse WSJ editorial readers with the "conservatives" that abuse Washington as a rent seeking bonanza.
If I believed the only things government can do is to screw
things up
ChiTom, there's no evidence that Bush and Co. believe this at
all...there isn't any evidence that most of those running the
Republican party believe this.
I'd see (maybe) a valid point if Republicans simultaneously staffed
positions with incompetents AND refused to pass any more
deficit-spending, big-government programs and fight humanitarian
wars.
That's not what's happening.
Today's conservatives have nothing at all to do with "free
markets" - witness the Medicare Pharma Act, the Consumer Protection
Act, the socialization of Bear Stearns using taxpayer monies
(without consulting Congress - a violation of Constitutional
powers) and the yet-to-be announced public bailout of FNM/FRE
bondholders.
Do not confuse "corporatism" with a free-market philosophy.
W is a "compassionate conservative." This is big government
conservatism. As in "can't beat them, join them" or "if gubment is
going to be big, it should do conservative things"
Not Ronald Reagan "government is the problem" conservatism.
That said, the data shows the W is way below the median on gubment
spending as a percentage of GDP.
Do not confuse "corporatism" with a free-market
philosophy.
No No...corporatism is to be confused with libertarianism -- not
free market philosophy :)
That said, the data shows the W is way below the median on
gubment spending as a percentage of GDP.
What data? The percentage of spending as against GDP has been
steadily rising since the initial massive drop after WWII. I don't
see any evidence that Bush is somehow "in the middle"...if
anything, we can call this trend the "Office Space Presidency (or
Congress)", where every congress/administration is worst than the
last.
All you are saying is that conservative politicians are not conservative anymore, even if they call themselves conservative. It's intellectually dishonest to attack conservatism because of policies that are not conservative, even if they are supported by politicians pretending to be conservatives.
I'd see (maybe) a valid point if Republicans simultaneously
staffed positions with incompetents AND refused to pass any more
deficit-spending, big-government programs and fight humanitarian
wars.
I don't see why these things both need to happen.
In fact I don't see why they would want to cut spending at all. The
tax dollars get "outsourced" to politically connected companies
under contacts where they don't really have to succeed to get paid.
This way they can simultaneously reward their political allies and
still point to the government and say "even with an increased
budget the government was unable to do the job".
It's the perfect execution of crony capitalism. while promoting
your political agenda.
And by the way, what humanitarian wars have occurred under W ?
I'd see (maybe) a valid point if Republicans simultaneously
staffed positions with incompetents AND refused to pass any more
deficit-spending, big-government programs and fight humanitarian
wars.
Google "starve the beast".
Do not confuse "corporatism" with a free-market
philosophy.
Free markets inevitably lead to markets dominated by corporations,
unless you create a big fat liberal government to make sure
everyone plays nice.
Not a "philosophy," free-marketism -- more like a special
interest.
Anti-globalism, Define corporation. I don't see what is wrong
with having a market dominated by corporations....
do you mean dominated by corporations as opposed to dominated by
the government?
Calling free marketism a special interest is just stupid unless you
think the average person does not participate in and benefit from
the market.
"a working-class movement that has done incalculable,
historic harm to working-class people."
Hmm this sounds sort of familiar.
Google "starve the beast".
Yeah cuz conservatives invented the Tennessee power
authority.
If you wanted to destroy government by hiring incompetents then
should we just not vote for left wing Democrats?
FEMA may suck but it took 40 years of Democrat rule to make New
Orleans a dysfunctional city.
Thomas Frank is a tool not for calling a spade a spade (it was the right that make "small government conservative" an oxymoron) but for his everpresent assumption that liberals aren't down there in the same gutter rolling around in the same vomit. He's like a wino bitching about potheads.
If you wanted to destroy government by hiring incompetents
then should we just not vote for left wing Democrats?
It is the lesser of two evils route for sure. There is much to be
said for keeping the aborto-freaks and Christo-fascists out of
power.
Not Ronald Reagan "government is the problem"
conservatism.
Like for instance how Reagan vetoed the effort for the federal
government to force the states to raise the drinking age to
21.
Like how he spearheaded an attempt to eliminate the 55 mph mandate
with the oil crisis over.
Like how he decriminalized marijuana and didn't create an Office of
National Drug Control Policy.
Like how he stopped the Justice department from wasting time and
money on performing obscenity prosecutions.
Yep, the Reagan administration definitely thought government was a
problem.
btw, my point wasn't to bash Reagan, just that the last non 'big govt conservative' was probably Ike.
And by the way, what humanitarian wars have occurred under W
?
What was the stated preferred outcome of Iraq, again? (hint:
flowers + liberation)
This way they can simultaneously reward their political allies
and still point to the government and say "even with an increased
budget the government was unable to do the job".
That still has nothing to do with conservatism, ChiTom. This isn't
some grand conspiracy on the GOP's part to simultaneously tax us
all AND prove that government doesn't work; if they really don't
believe in government solutions, they wouldn't have expanded
it...unless they're damn-near the most nefarious and organized
syndicate in history, which doesn't pass the laugh test.
I mean, really, you're telling me that the conspiracy is to
increase spending and simultaneously break government...for
conservative philosophy?
I admire how conservatives yammer on about state's rights but
when it comes to medicinal marijuana, stem cell research or gay
marriage-type issues they become opponents of such.
(admire = the blatant fucking hypocrisy is astounding)
And by the way, what humanitarian wars have occurred under W
?
Hell, even joe admits that getting rid of Saddam was humanitarian.
He just thinks the price was too high.
I think the Wall Street Journal hired him as the ongoing
default left-wing columnist precisely to remind their right-leaning
readers what complete idiots there are on the left.
to be fair this could be the same reason the NYT hired Bill
Kristol.
btw, my point wasn't to bash Reagan, just that the last non
'big govt conservative' was probably Ike.
Coolidge?
I'm with Fluffy, too.
If you don't want to get tagged with the conservative brush,
Seavey, stop thinking of and calling yourself a conservative.
Face it: conservative means George Bush, Dick Cheney, Tom DeLay and
Alberto Gonzales a hell of a lot more than it means someone who
puts the word "punk" in his title.
Throwing some happy-happy language on a imperialist war doesn't make it humanitarian. Ask the "liberated" Sudetan Germans.
...the last non 'big govt conservative' was probably
Ike.
Ike supported social security, which got him labeled a liberal by
some Republicans. If one can be a small government conservative
while expanding the social safety net, then Ike was it.
Ike also gave us the Interstates, and signed the National
Defense Education Act, which was the camel's nose that got the feds
involved in local education.
Mind you, some of his Big Gubmint actions were justified. Sending
troops to Little Rock was perfectly cromulent, given the
Constitution's, guarantee of a republican form of government, and
the duty to see that the laws are faithfully executed.
BTW, the difference between Al Hunt, who hasn't worked at
WSJ since 2005, and Frank is that Hunt's main job was the
news. He only wrote opinion as a side job. I think the better
comparison would have been to Alexander Cockburn.
Kevin
Face it: conservative means George Bush, Dick Cheney, Tom
DeLay and Alberto Gonzales a hell of a lot more than it means
someone who puts the word "punk" in his title.
Only because that's what you (and Frank) want it to mean. You know
it doesn't, but you persist.
Wonder why that is.
Only because that's what you (and Frank) want it to
mean Uh, yeah, the fact the conservatism has operated a
certain way for a couple decades now is all inside my head. That's
the ONLY reason why conservatism is defined by, you know, the
political philosophy and activity adopted by the most prominent and
powerful people to call themselves "conservatives" over the past
generation or two.
You can make up any definition you want, TAO, and tell it to
yourself inside the fort out of couch cushions. But no one else is
going to know what you mean.
Stick your head out once in a while, and you might discover that
conservatism isn't what you want to pretend it is.
Everybody but the libertarian fringe agrees on what
"conservative" refers to.
Everybody but the libertarian fringe agrees what "liberal" refers
to.
Everybody but the libertarian fringe agrees what "socialist" refers
to.
Is there anything else, TAO? "Dog," perhaps? Maybe "maple?"
Here's a thought: maybe there's something other than the perfidious
conspiracy of those mean old lefties that leads most of the
English-speaking world to use political labels in a manner that
matches up with the actual behavior and arguments are people who
abide by those labels.
The problem is, the conservative movement has become the crack
whore of the Republican Party, doing any kind of degrading, statist
act in exchange for the temporary high of power.
As advocated by folks like Frank Mayer, American conservaYtism
actually meant defense of the founding principles of the American
regime - stuff like you find in the Declaration of Independence the
Constitution and the Federalist Papers. You know, the principles
scoffed at and repudiated in practice by both of the major
political parties today.
It's gotten to the point that the use of the term "conservative" by
the Republican Party's crack whores has so diluted the brand that
the word can no longer be used to describe the defense of America's
founding principles.
You know, like the word "liberal" has been so abused by statists,
socialists and their ilk that it no longer means defense of
liberty.
The perfectly nice word "liberal" has now come to mean
consolidation of power in the federal government, spending that
would embarrass inebriated naval personnel, assaults on traditional
morality, defense of racial preferences, etc., etc.
Come to think of it, the word "conservative" has come to signify
the same thing.
I'm going actually agree with both SIV and with joe: Bush has
never run as a conservative and I've never considered him one;
however, when he has tied "conservatism" and thus "real"
conservatives with the compassionate conservatism brand [read:
liberal policies that would make FDR blush], then joe has a
legitimate point.
However, there's something that I've always wondered. How do
libertarians view Sen. Coburn of Oklahoma?
In my book, he's the truest conservative in the Senate, and has
been the swordsman holding bridge when it comes to killing off
bloated, ignorant spending that these porkers keep coming back to
the trough for. Yet he's an obviously staunch anti-orbortion
proponent, and I don't know his stance on either the war or the
"War on Drugs", I assume he's "for" on both. (But I don't know for
sure.)
He's one of maybe four or five Senators I think are worth more than
what's on the bottom of my shoe, and the only one I would happily
vote for - if I could.
How do libertarians view him? Just curious.
shrike: Well, I have a certain streak of conservativism in my outlook but I am certainly all for legal marijuana and stem cell research- I think you'll find that a lot of self-identified conservatives (and I wouldn't go that far myself, even using a more philosophical than topical definition of conservatism) are at least ambivalent about drug prohibition. Support for gay marriage is a big government position- the expansion of government regulation into yet another sphere of private life. Better to stop involving the government every time some group of people decides to set up house. That's _not_ a particularly conservative view on my part, come to think of it, nor is it the reason most conservatives aren't crazy about gay marriage.
joe says: "Everybody but the libertarian fringe agrees on what
'conservative' refers to."
I would have thought you'd be more nuanced than this. This is only
true in a very specific context. I consider myself at least
partially conservative, but I have very little in common with most
of what passes for a conservative movement in this country. I'm
willing to cede the word in some very specific contexts to them, as
there is little choice, but not in the larger context. I could say
the same about the word liberal, though that one is even farther
gone.
I'm conservative because I believe that all radical (and I'd use
this word as the antithesis of "conservative", rather than the word
"liberal") changes have unpleasant consequences, and because I
believe that people are inherently fuck-ups who have to be reigned
in sometimes, and because I believe that the danger is that the
people who reign them in are also fuck-ups, so there is no easy
solution there. I'm liberal because I am, all other things set
equal, in favor of freedom and self-determination at all scales.
I'm radical, occasionally, because I think that some issues have to
be forced, unpleasant consequences be damned.
The idea that these ideas are discrete just makes political
thinking more a matter of having the table d'hote (which politics
is more like, pragmatically, in the short term) than a matter of
picking one from column A, one from column B, etc. Hmm, maybe
America should be more like.. well, not China, but a Chinese
restaurant.
Wouldn't the classical denotations of liberalism and conservatism mean the same thing? Government that exists only to protect certain inalienable liberties. Both words have been distorted to mean the opposite.
At least Coburn voted against the Iraq War. Then I read
this:
"Why do you think we see the rationalization for abortion and
multiple sexual partners? That's a gay agenda."
Abortion = Gay agenda? Because of all those accidental pregnancies?
WTF.
Zoltan, he sees the divorce of sex from procreation as part of
the gay agenda.
When sex ceases to be something that two people who are fully
prepared to have a baby are doing and starts to be something that
two people who are bored, maybe, start doing... well, that's the
gay agenda. Sex without procreation. Sex as an act of affection,
rather than commitment. Sex as something you do when you're bored
and feel like going to the Hide and Seek bar downtown.
It's not a position I agree with, even for a second, but it's not a
"WTF" position.
I'm conservative because I believe that all radical (and I'd
use this word as the antithesis of "conservative", rather than the
word "liberal") changes have unpleasant consequences, and because I
believe that people are inherently fuck-ups who have to be reigned
in sometimes, and because I believe that the danger is that the
people who reign them in are also fuck-ups, so there is no easy
solution there.
There are many different types of conservatives, and this
description fits them all. A neo-conservative (of which
"compassionate conservative" is the domestic-policy term) is
different from a paleo-conservative, who in turn is different from
a Bismarck-style conservative. Nonetheless, they are all
conservatives.
The way I look at it, "conservative" is used a term of political
jargon, and as such is completely divorced from its plain-English
meaning. Sort of like how "bus" has a different meaning in
electronics jargon than in plain-English conversation, or how damn
near every word has a subtly different meaning in legal jargon than
in plain-English. :-)
Because of this, I don't call myself "conservative", and don't
really think of myself as "conservative", even though I do arguably
fit what used to be the definition of the word.
Its meaning has drifted since then, at least in the specific
context of politics.
Of course, I also fit what used to be the
definition of "liberal", but that meaning-drift occurred longer
ago. At this point, I'm afraid any attempt to salvage either term
is a lost cause.
joe: "There are many different types of conservatives, and this
description fits them all."
No, it doesn't (and you're contradicting yourself here). One big
difference is that a lot of conservatives are pretty light on the
bit about recognizing that setting people up to reign people in
just pushes the problem off one degree. And an awful lot of the
people you call conservatives are, by my lights, pretty radical-
anyone who wants to remake the US in a fundamentalist image is not
a conservative, if you ask me, as that would be a radical departure
from the traditional American way of life.
Beyond that, I think there is a huge difference between defining
yourself as a conservative and holding some philosophically
conservative positions. I think a further distinction can be made-
one can recognize that there are aspects of philosophical
conservatism that are more positive than normative, while holding
normative positions that would not generally be described as
conservative. Your selective snipping did obscure that point
though.
Salvius: well, you're quite free to abandon the word "conservative" to the barbarians, but I am not yet ready to do so. There just isn't a good replacement for it. I also use the word "liberal" in some cases to mean what it originally meant, though I am careful to qualify it so that people understand what I mean.
Calm down, Damon W. Root. (Is that your real name?) Thomas Frank
is a very smart guy. He doesn't write about the kinds of things
you're claiming he does.
Frank is primarily a cultural historian in his approach to
politics. His polemics are about rhetoric, propaganda and cultural
memory. Specifically, the ways in which slogans and images attach
themselves as to commonsense discourses, acting as a kind of
ideological shorthand.
He's not naively calling cultural forms to task for misrepresenting
themselves! (Anyone who's read Frank's book 'The Conquest of Cool'
would know better than to call him naive.) Instead, he's tracing
the development of these forms and characterizing their impact.
One more thing: Frank has always been open about his politics:
he's a populist. His style of writing is INTENTIONALLY imbued with
moral resignation, as a means by which to cut through the dry,
pretentious analytics whose ideological groundwork has pretty much
been established already anyway.
It's a performative way of writing that is really quite elegant.
You're just expecting it to be something it's not.
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