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Red All Over
Here's an Intelligent Design riddle: There are redhaired people all over the world—in sunny climes and grey, in the South Sea Islands, in the furthest reaches of Asia. There are redheaded Jews, redheaded Arabs, redheaded Italians. Wherever you go in this wide world, sooner or later you'll find a redhead.
So why would the Designer place all these unfortunate people in areas where they're targets for skin cancer—even if they can avoid getting a sunburn? A new study explains why people with red hair are at a much greater melanoma risk. It's all about the melasomes, don'tcha know. Considering the increased risks, the recent news that redheads are also more resistant to pain than the rest of us is particularly welcome.
Get all your redhead gear at Realm Of Redheads here.
Fiery redheads heat things up in the Bullzeye gallery of hot redheads here.
Professor Leonard Jeffries' Ice People/Sun People thesis explained here.
Mary Schmich's "Wear Sunscreen" essay, source of the legendary Kurt Vonnegut hoax and Baz Luhrman's hit song.
Buffalo quartet Redheaded Stepchild plays bluegrass and roots music.
|8.30.05 @ 12:26PM|#
Anesthesiologists have for some time compiled anecdotes of
people with red hair being especially difficult to operate on,
sometimes waking up in the middle of surgery. I don't recall the
details, but in the past several years people have begun to
investigate, to see if the anecdotes point to a more universal
truth. As I recall, they've found that the factors that lead to red
hair can interfere with common anesthetics.
So this recent study makes sense to me, that redheads would respond
somewhat differently to pain.
Of course, this study was done in mice rather than humans, but so
far it all makes sense.
Timothy|8.30.05 @ 12:38PM|#
Just anecdotally: My mother and sister take huge amounts of anesthetic to feel relief, the dentist is always shocked, both are red-heads, and both are tiny. I (reddish-brown hair, red highlights) am also pretty resistant, particularly to nitrous oxide, so these clinical results don't really surprise me.
|8.30.05 @ 12:40PM|#
Funny, I just heard "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" on a college radio station here about two weeks ago.
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 12:41PM|#
Who remembers the theory a while back that redheads were
remnants of neanderthals?
Q: How can you tell when a redhead is satisfied in bed?
A: She unties you.
Old Redd Foxx toast: Here's to the redhead. I kissed her there, I
kissed here there, and then I kissed her THERE.
She was no redhead...
|8.30.05 @ 12:45PM|#
red hair can interfere with common anesthetics
That's why they invented Scotch whisky.
And as a redhead in Arizona, I don't particular appreciate this
post. I was worrying that maybe I ate too many donuts last night,
but now you've given me a real problem to think about. Thanks
alot.
fyodor|8.30.05 @ 12:45PM|#
The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists
Is that really true? I seem to recall reading that long-term
studies have failed to demonstrate the benefits of sunscreen that
scientists expected. I believe they tried to explain this by
speculating that the people in the study who wore sunscreen may
have spent more time in the sun because they had the
sunscreen on, but I believe this was mere speculation. Have I got
this wrong?
Also, I once met a fellow with long flaming red hair who reported
that he was always asked if he were Irish, to which he always
responded that the only reason the Irish had a preponderance of
red-haired members of their group was that during a certain period
of history his own group, the Scandanavians, had raped so many
Irish women and killed off so many Irish men that the Irish had
come to take on many of the Scandanavians' traits. Charming fellow,
he.
|8.30.05 @ 12:55PM|#
I've always known that I was susceptible to sunburn, but I never knew that about the anaesthetics. Although that DOES explain a lot of the trouble my dentist had in extracting my wisdom tooth a few months back. He shot my jaw full of enough Novocaine to knock out an elephant and I STILL wasn't numb.
|8.30.05 @ 1:05PM|#
I wonder how much novocaine would it take to knock out a redhead of large proportion .
Larry A|8.30.05 @ 1:06PM|#
So why would the Designer place all these unfortunate people
in areas where they're targets for skin cancer even if they can
avoid getting a sunburn?
Because skin cancer comes along too late to keep them from
reproducing? Oops. That's evolution.
Because for some strange reason folks who push the "Intelligent
Design" theory always seem to believe in a god that isn't very
intelligent.
I mean why on Earth would the Almighty construct a universe with
all those unimaginably complex processes the ID folks point too,
which He has to constantly tinker with to keep things running. Why
wouldn't a really intelligent God come up with a bit of programming
that would take care of the scut work for Him. Like evolution.
|8.30.05 @ 1:08PM|#
Chalk up another redhead who, after that article, gets to spend the day examining suspicious freckles. And I've had the same experience with anaethesia. It simply doesn't work very well on me. Nor do tylenol, asprin, or any other OTC pain medication. Of course, I've also won more than my share of juvenile "how much pain can I tolerate" contests.
|8.30.05 @ 1:13PM|#
I once dated a girl who had a Kurt Vonnegut quote tattooed on
her forearm.
/too much coffee, no real point.
|8.30.05 @ 1:15PM|#
In the words of King Crimson: "neurosurgeons scream for more/at
paranoia's poisoned door/21st Century schizoid man":
Here's some doctors who managed to get away with electro-torturing
human females who were "natural redheads", the screening process
alone may have required a "safe word".
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=15731586&query_hl=1
Outcomes Research Institute and Department of Anesthesiology
and Perioperative Medicine, Louisville, Kentucky 40202, USA.
BACKGROUND: Anesthetic requirement in redheads is exaggerated,
suggesting that redheads may be especially sensitive to pain.
Therefore, the authors tested the hypotheses that women with
natural red hair are more sensitive to pain and that redheads are
resistant to topical and subcutaneous lidocaine. METHODS: The
authors evaluated pain sensitivity in red-haired (n = 30) or
dark-haired (n = 30) women by determining the electrical current
perception threshold, pain perception, and maximum pain tolerance
with a Neurometer CPT/C (Neurotron, Inc., Baltimore, MD). They
evaluated the analogous warm and cold temperature thresholds with
the TSA-II Neurosensory Analyzer (Medoc Ltd., Minneapolis, MN).
Volunteers were tested with both devices at baseline and with the
Neurometer after 1-h exposure to 4% liposomal lidocaine and after
subcutaneous injection of 1% lidocaine. Data are presented as
medians (interquartile ranges). RESULTS: Current perception, pain
perception, and pain tolerance thresholds were similar in the
red-haired and dark-haired women at 2,000, 250, and 5 Hz. In
contrast, redheads were more sensitive to cold pain perception
(22.6 [15.1-26.1] vs. 12.6 [0-20] degrees C; P = 0.004), cold pain
tolerance (6.0 [0-9.7] vs. 0.0 [0.0-2.0] degrees C; P = 0.001), and
heat pain (46.3 [45.7-47.5] vs. 47.7 [46.6-48.7] degrees C; P =
0.009). Subcutaneous lidocaine was significantly less effective in
redheads (e.g., pain tolerance threshold at 2,000-Hz stimulation in
redheads was 11.0 [8.5-16.5] vs. > 20.0 (14.5 to > 20) mA in
others; P = 0.005). CONCLUSION: Red hair is the phenotype for
mutations of the melanocortin-1 receptor. Results indicate that
redheads are more sensitive to thermal pain and are resistant to
the analgesic effects of subcutaneous lidocaine. Mutations of the
melanocortin-1 receptor, or a consequence thereof, thus modulate
pain sensitivity.
The Wine Commonsewer|8.30.05 @ 1:33PM|#
So why would the Designer place all these unfortunate people
in areas where they're targets for skin cancer
Forgive me for taking that question seriously when in all
probablity it's just a variation on the for want of immunity or
a bowl of rice theme, but red heads migrated around the world
just like everyone else.
One might also ask why red heads didn't evolve the protective
mechanisms that everyone else in the sunny climes seemed to manage.
Perhaps they should have been naturally selected out of the gene
pool but they weren't. Why is that?
As for sunscreen, whether or not it actually provides long term
protection may be unclear but using it sure beats the crap out of a
nasty sunburn this afternoon.
Storytelling Dep't|8.30.05 @ 1:36PM|#
So why would the Designer place all these unfortunate people
in areas where they're targets for skin cancer�even if they can
avoid getting a sunburn?
That's right. It was natural selection. Old ppl don't produce enuf,
consume too much. Kill off some old ppl at the margins and your
race thrives. Natural selection has the courage to do what is
needed even when mercyful gods won't.
The Wine Commonsewer|8.30.05 @ 1:36PM|#
BTW, for the want of immunity or a bowl of rice is actually a far better argument against ID than red heads getting skin cancer.
|8.30.05 @ 1:50PM|#
Not to contribute to thread drift again, but I have a
question:
What is it with libertarians and prog rock?
Mention Rush, Dream Theater, Savatage, etc. around most normal
people, and they look at you quizzically.
Mention those bands around libertarians, *BAM* instant
recognition.
|8.30.05 @ 1:51PM|#
So why would the Designer place all these unfortunate people
in areas where they're targets for skin cancer even if they can
avoid getting a sunburn?
Just because the Designer is Intelligent doesn't mean he can't have
a sick sense of humor, too.
|8.30.05 @ 1:56PM|#
Just because the Designer is Intelligent doesn't mean he
can't have a sick sense of humor, too.
Some people say....ha, ha....SOME PEOPLE say that humor is a sign
of intelligence, NAY, the greatest sign of intelligence of all.
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 1:56PM|#
This subject requires study. I will sequester myself with two
redheads...no, three. An even dozen. Me and twelve redheads.
Somewhere secluded. Give us a week. No, a month. Anyway, we'll
bring a variety of whips and nipple clamps and other items to
determine how much pain they can handle and, more importantly, how
much they can administer.
This is delicate work. It is vital that we are not disturbed.
|8.30.05 @ 2:05PM|#
You're going to need a control group, Jeff P.
Just to be safe, you'd better include a broad spectrum of hair
colors.
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 2:18PM|#
I only need a objective measure of performance, not a
comparative study.
However, an observation of how much pain 12 redheads can inflict on
a blonde might be worth looking into.
fyodor|8.30.05 @ 2:21PM|#
As for sunscreen, whether or not it actually provides long
term protection may be unclear but using it sure beats the crap out
of a nasty sunburn this afternoon.
Well, DUH-UH! Sill leaves open the question of whether to use it
even when one doesn't expect to be in the sun long enough for a
sunburn, as has been pushed a lot in recent years.
|8.30.05 @ 2:21PM|#
I saw something about redheads being more able to withstand pain, and it told me a lot about some of the, ahem, sexual fetishes one of my ex-girlfriends (a redhead) had...
|8.30.05 @ 2:40PM|#
I recently heard a lecture from the "Great Courses" series on Egyptian history. In one of the lectures the prof said that Ramses the Great had been a redhead and that they could tell from his mummy (assuming that it was, in fact, him in that sarcophogus). I have to admit that it threw me for a loop.
|8.30.05 @ 2:45PM|#
Do we have an unusual preponderance of redheads here or something? There aren't that many around, thinking about the people I know. Genetic correlation between red hair and unpopular political views, maybe?
The Wine Commonsewer|8.30.05 @ 3:11PM|#
Fyodor, it may be DUH, but it is reasonable to conclude that the
less you burn your skin the better off you are, irrespective of the
degree of cancer protection you are afforded in the long run.
It's like taking vitamins, it ain't going to hurt you to slap a
little sunscreen on your nose when you're going out to work in the
garden. So if it helps avoid a sunburn....toss in the possibility
of keeping the cancer bogeyman away and I don't see a downside
here.
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 3:16PM|#
JD: Yes, Libertarians are a race of redheaded prog rock-luvin'
geeks.
Sadly, if all the redhead prog-rock luvin' geeks voted Libertarian,
the party would have a beeter showing than it does now.
The Wine Commonsewer|8.30.05 @ 3:17PM|#
Media, I don't think it's prog rock per se, it's just that most
rock is anti-mind (sounding positively Randian here)
anti-capitalist, anti-liberty, and so when a great band like Rush
comes along with great lyrics we get excited. And there were some
great Boingo lyrics here and there as well (like
Capitalism).
Aside from that, for us old guys Rush was a mainstream and highly
recognizable quantity way back in the mean days of disco. I mean,
it was Rush, Bob Segar, and a handful of others OR it was Donna
Summer........
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 3:24PM|#
I listen to progressive, industrial, power pop, goth, jazz,
classical, polka, punk, zydeco, techno, lounge, swing, klezmer,
ambient, metal, just about anything but country or blues.
Awful stuff, the blues, just awful.
|8.30.05 @ 4:06PM|#
Media-I don't know, but you named three of my favorite bands.
Perhaps it's a congenital disease. I do know that my dad introduced
me to libertarianism. Several years later, I turned him on to Rush.
I ended up taking him to the Vapor Trails tour.
If anything, I'd say that libertarians tend to be eggheaded types,
and prog rock is eggheaded music.
The Wine Commonsewer|8.30.05 @ 4:10PM|#
Pssst. Hey, that Jeff P. ain't around, let's play some of those
Blues.
Blues is the roots, everything else is the fruits-Willie
Dixon
|8.30.05 @ 4:59PM|#
Don't get me wrong, I dig prog rock. What with being a
libertarian and everything, I freely admit to fitting the
stereotype of a prog-rockin' liberty luver. It's just something
I've observed recently. Heck, my currently favorite band of all
time is TOOL, and they're, well, progish.
And I would love to see Rush live. That's got to be a heckuva show.
My brother recently showed me the Rush DVD from their South
American tour. Worth checking out.
|8.30.05 @ 5:12PM|#
"Rush in Rio" it's called - 4.5 / 5 stars at allmusic. I was thinking of checking that out myself. Being a Rush newbie, I only have the Best Of and Presto, and of course memories of hearing them on the radio all the time growing up.
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 5:21PM|#
There's a new Rush DVD of thier 30th anniversary tour due out next month.
|8.30.05 @ 5:23PM|#
Rush in Rio is more than worth it. As for must-have Rush albums, I'd recommend Moving Pictures, Counterparts, Roll the Bones, and Vapor Trails to start with.
Jeff P.|8.30.05 @ 6:00PM|#
Ruthless: No, my pun was unintentional. Mine are usually
groaners, and I long for a Callahan's Punday Night.
Perhaps at Jennifer's NYC get-together? Hmm?
|8.31.05 @ 12:25AM|#
Oh mother of God... all these libertarian Rush fans. My illusions are crushed. I may just become a Republican to spare myself the shame. What's next? "Libertarians who love REO Speedwagon"?
|8.31.05 @ 12:37AM|#
Wait a second. This thread was about redheads, I never meant to
post about prog rock.
Anyway, I only know a few redheads, all are a bit scary. I really
don't count ginger haired men; they aren't scary so much as sad in
most cases (when they are scary, they are seriously scary but leave
that aside). I had a girlfriend who was a redheaded dancer and she
got pissed off at me and shot up an overdose of heroin to get my
attention. It worked. I know another redheaded woman who chopped
off her brother's finger with a hatchet.
Dear Lord, I love redheaded women.
|8.31.05 @ 11:44AM|#
so if libertarians are nerds
and older nerds are into prog
would that mean that younger nerds
who would be into say math rock
would be more likely to be
libertarians?
(i have my doubts)
|8.31.05 @ 4:22PM|#
Sorry to spoil all your geek fun but Rush was just a wannabee Genesis. And what an awful lead singer, truly among the worst to ever land spit on a microphone, IMHO.
|8.31.05 @ 5:15PM|#
Jeff P. - Wash your mouth out with soap for that comment about the blues! Rock'n'roll ain't nothing but turbocharged blues. Anyway, I was never that much of a Rush fan myself, but I'm a huge King's X fan, which should establish sufficient prog cred. I have vaguely reddish highlights in my facial hair, too. Come to think of it, we haven't touched on that - "baroque styles of facial hair among (male) libertarians", which seems to be another marker, but maybe not as much as it used to be.
Tim Cavanaugh|8.31.05 @ 11:54PM|#
I'm happy that great bluesmen like Leadbelly and Howlin' Wolf and Interstate Brickface (king of the one-string guitar) get their historical due, but the idea that rock and/or roll is just a souped up version of the blues is absurd. You can do variations on "Goodnight Irene" for fifty years and it won't become "I Am the Walrus."
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