Matt Welch | May 20, 2005
Or maybe Friday Fascinating Link ... this Theodore Dalrymple mind-bender is best summarized in Doktor Frank's also-fun (or fascinating) link to it:
a Church of England vicar gets his book published by a for-women-only specialty division of a publishing house by managing to leave the impression that he is a young, female Muslim of Indian origin. The hoax is discovered, and the book is "disappeared." And the world "loses" a minor literary masterpiece.
If that's not fun enough for you ... how about Dr. Vendyl Jones announcing that he's digging up the Ark of the Covenant? (Via Boing Boing.)
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"Dr. Jones, who divides his time between Texas and Israel,
has been here since March 9th ready to finally reveal the
Ark.
Texas...uh huh.
"However, he has been waiting for both permission from the
mysterious Kabbalist and for project funding to come
through."
Well that makes sense. Once he gets the one, the other's sure to
follow.
The literary hoax story is entirely fascinating. Aside from the fact that Darymple readily swallows the Reverend Forward's explanation that he used the pseud of a Muslim woman, "because he did not want to receive letters of rejection in his own name, which would somehow be more wounding to his pride than rejections send to Rahila Khan," (Virago only publishes books by women, something any prospective author of theirs well knows), he makes some cogent points about how the industry makes asumptions about "authenticity."
I went to hear Dr. Jones speak a few months ago. It was kind of
wierd - I'd never heard of him, but I belong to the Houston Museum
of Natural Science and he spoke as part of their Distinguished
Lecturers series. I didn't bother Googling him or anything - the
Ark of the Covenant and other Biblical research looked interesting,
so I went. He was introduced by one of the prominent anchors of our
local PBS station - it all seemed so normal. And once he got deeply
into his speech I was thinking - oookaaay, hmmm. Different.
He's very pro-Israel, as am I, so that part was cool. And as a
practicing Christian, I'd think it awfully cool if the AOTC were
found, but c'mon.
There were a lot of Jewish people attending, and they all agreed
that he knows his history and his archeology - he's been in Isreal
for 40 years or so, or at least since the 67 war; as for whether
he's a complete crackpot or not, no one wanted to opine. And we
couldn't figure out if he'd actually converted to Judaism; he
originally went to Israel as a Baptist minister, but most of his
kids are now Jewish and there are some very entertaining websites
which purport to prove that Jones is, if not the Antichrist, one of
his precursors.
Anyway...
stubby -- If you ever come out to Los Angeles, make a point of finding the "Holy Land" museum, which is hidden in some tucked-away house deep in Echo Park. The guy who founded it, whose name escapes me, is another candidate for The Inspiration of Indiana Jones; he spent his lifetime (before WW2, if I recall) raiding the the treasures of the three great religions, and then feeling bad about it. The foundation that still runs the museum is very weird and quiet.... Fascinating stuff.
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