Matt Welch | September 25, 2003
Number of times the gubernatorial candidates used the words "I, me, my, mine, myself" during their closing statements of last night's debate (unofficial count):
Cruz Bustamente: 7
Arianna Huffington: 9
Peter Camejo: 10
Tom McClintock: 13
Arnold Schwarzenegger: 31
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I'm not quite sure what we're supposed to infer from that, but it is interesting none the less.
A.S. also deserves credit for being the only one of the debaters last night to refer to himself in the third person, a la Rickey Henderson.
I presume that Matt has read his Marguerite Duras, and thus
knows the important distinctions among "je," "me," "moi," etc. A
candidate who favors the accusative or the dative case, we can
surmise, will be a wallflower, an object, a wimp who prefers to be
"acted upon." A candidate who favors the nominative, on the other
hand, will be a man (or woman) of action, an existentialist who's
always the "subject" of attention.
So more info, please: Was Arnold talking "I" or "me"?
Anyway, all that matters is that two stood against many, and if you
won't hear my prayer, then the hell with you!
Some more word-counting fun:
Child/kids:
Arnie 9
Huffington 7
Bustamante 6
McClintock 3
Society:
Huffington 6
Camejo 2
McClintock 1
Insure/Safe:
Huffington 6
Bustamante 5
Arnie 4
Camejo 2
Unintelligible:
Arnie 8
Huffington 6
McClintock 2
Camejo 1
Bustamante 1
A couple more:
School/education:
Arnie 14
Bustamante 14
Huffington 11
Camejo 6
McClintock 3
Bureaucracy:
McClintock 5
(no one else said it)
All cool data, but what about the context??? Context is important. Remember, in Russia, a Conservative refers to a Communist.
Jeff:
This isn't Russia, Is this Russia? No, the thing is do you want to
go to college...
Let me tell you something, I will drive my Hummer through this message board!
McClintock actually referred to himself in the third person, too. Something about "people who know Tom McClintock know he stands up for his beliefs, blah blah blah"
Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person should automatically be disqualified from seeking office of any sort.
PLC would never associate with those who refer to themselves in
the third person. PLC finds this highly annoying.
PLC also hates the excess use of TLAs.
(three letter acronyms)
Steve Smith - reminds me of the Bob Dole impersonation that SNL
used to do. It was pretty hilarious when Dole eventually went on
SNL and said, "You've got Bob Dole speaking about Bob Dole in the
third person. Let me tell you, that's just not something Bob Dole
does!"
Classic...
That's it, you people stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
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