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Fist of Etiquette|8.6.10 @ 12:14AM|#
Today the part of the taxpayer will be played by a doorman with scoliosis.
Suki|8.6.10 @ 1:14AM|#
Good morning reason!
Why, FoE, whatever are you doing here?
Psychic Suki correct again.
Oh, no did not even smile at this one.
rctl|8.6.10 @ 7:43AM|#
Suki-offy?
rctl|8.6.10 @ 7:54AM|#
http://rctlfy.wordpress.com/
POS!!!!!!!!!
|8.6.10 @ 9:16AM|#
Good Morning, Rectal.
Mr Whipple|8.6.10 @ 11:00AM|#
I thought it was just me that saw that.
bleek obummer|8.8.10 @ 7:34AM|#
Try to be civilized...
bleek obummer|8.6.10 @ 1:32PM|#
Hey rctl!
I haven't seen you here in a long time. I actually stopped reading the comments here when you left. Just noticed you today because of the comic and wanting to see others take on it. I went to your blog - nice hair. Just ignore the spoof - post what you think about the subject of the day.
I'd like to apologize as a libertarian for all of the nasty comments that got sent your way here.
Enjoy the weekend!
rctl|8.6.10 @ 2:36PM|#
Thanks Bleek.:-) I read your last few comments and left you a reply.
Fiscal Meth|8.6.10 @ 4:01PM|#
Aww. That was nice you guys. A little Rectal P.D.A. always tugs at the heartstrings
bleek obummer|8.8.10 @ 7:36AM|#
Nice handle Fiscal. Comment not useful.
bleek obummer|8.6.10 @ 4:02PM|#
rctl -
I haven't posted much lately. Where is your comment?
rctl|8.6.10 @ 6:05PM|#
rctlfy@hotmail.com
☼|8.6.10 @ 7:38AM|#
Scoliosis as a metaphor for over-taxation?
Payne is nothing if not subtle.
Suki|8.6.10 @ 8:11AM|#
+1
rctl|8.6.10 @ 7:07AM|#
I hate spoofs!
rctlfy.wordpress.com
rctl|8.6.10 @ 7:59AM|#
Spoof pos, you are a typical little libertarian boy hiding under your mommy's skirt. Why don't you come over to play on my blog.........so I can kick your ass.
rctl|8.6.10 @ 8:00AM|#
rctlfy.wordpress.com
Spoof neg, see me give head!
|8.6.10 @ 9:37AM|#
And here we see a specimen deep in the throes of late stage multiple personality disorder...
fart monkey|8.6.10 @ 11:07AM|#
Maybe rctl reproduces by fission like other bacteria.
rctl|8.6.10 @ 12:16PM|#
for the record: that little shit spoof is not me and he is too fucking chicken to post on the little blog I created just for him. FUCK YOU!
@@=========D|8.6.10 @ 12:51PM|#
you wouldn't mumble so much if you let me take my cock out of your mouth and put it in your ass where it belongs
BakedPenguin|8.6.10 @ 12:52PM|#
Sorry about the comment I posted - I think I was referencing the spoofs you're talking about.
mr simple|8.6.10 @ 7:33AM|#
So is the Volt prohibitively expensive, or should rich people not get tax breaks? I agree we shouldn't be subsidizing, well anything really, but what is he trying to say?
☼|8.6.10 @ 7:42AM|#
He's saying that only rich, environmentalist scolds and celebrities will be able to afford a taxpayer-subsidized lemon.
Mr Whipple|8.6.10 @ 8:01AM|#
So, all the poor people will have to drive '76 Impalas?
Suki|8.6.10 @ 8:14AM|#
They find all the cool stuff.
.|8.6.10 @ 8:14AM|#
If they can find one. Cash for clunkers got rid of alot of the old cars.
Suki|8.6.10 @ 10:08AM|#
Being poor gives you lots of free time to find the cool stuff.
Eazy-E|8.6.10 @ 8:37AM|#
I drive a '64.
smalls|8.6.10 @ 10:08AM|#
Correction....you "drove" a '64. You died 15 years ago.
|8.6.10 @ 11:41AM|#
It's mine now
Democrats|8.6.10 @ 12:20PM|#
Not after we glass the engine.
|8.6.10 @ 8:02AM|#
Many government subsidies -- and certainly most that are intended as nudges -- go to people who don't need the subsidies.
Joe M|8.6.10 @ 8:33AM|#
WHAT?!
Archer Midlands Daniels|8.6.10 @ 8:38AM|#
What? That's not possible. I don't know where you get your information.
Sam Donaldson|8.6.10 @ 12:18PM|#
Really, I don't know what you're talking about.
Paul|8.6.10 @ 3:04PM|#
Yes, yes, yes, and yes, and well, yes.
|8.6.10 @ 9:36AM|#
Hey, we have some cool old cars we can sell to you. Oh, right, we can't. Nevermind.
|8.6.10 @ 9:41AM|#
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
waffles|8.6.10 @ 9:47AM|#
HAHAHAHA, OH WOW
|8.6.10 @ 9:58AM|#
"Just a photographer to get a picture of me in this ridiculous car. Once that's done I can get back into my limo, and head to the Democratic rally to criticize people for not buying the Volt."
|8.6.10 @ 10:00AM|#
Ford Fiesta - $13,320.
You can buy a shitload of petrol for $20,180. More than enough to last the lifetime of the car.
fart monkey|8.6.10 @ 11:10AM|#
Ford sucks.
wingnutx|8.6.10 @ 1:35PM|#
Ford did not take the bailout. They scored a few points with me on that one.
fart monkey|8.6.10 @ 2:03PM|#
Fair enough.
But their cars are still junk.
|8.7.10 @ 5:40AM|#
The ford focus was good. I don't know much about their other cars though.
Quiet Desperation|8.10.10 @ 3:09PM|#
My '05 Mustang GT Convertible is very nice. Some computer doohickey got replaced at four years old but it was under warranty. Smooth sailing other than that.
Obama|8.6.10 @ 3:05PM|#
The big three automakers are now profitable. Mission accomplished.
|8.6.10 @ 6:52PM|#
*translation:before the bail out, they were shit broke,...now , w/ obama money, they are still broke,only they are piss broke now.*
Vermont Gun Owner|8.6.10 @ 10:34PM|#
Translation: I saved Ford because through the bailout because if their competitors had gone under the suppliers would have followed too.
Law Student|8.6.10 @ 10:03AM|#
"Doctors are funnier when they explain that your AIDS medicine might give you anal fissures."
http://www.cracked.com/blog/pg.....z0vpnlO81u
West Coaster|8.6.10 @ 10:08AM|#
Glass is half-full:
At least Payne got "smug" correct. Looked at the snippit on the main H&R page; didn't know *who* was driving--but definitely knew the driver was a smug progressive.
ACG22|8.6.10 @ 10:35AM|#
Yes, heaven forbid people care about such things.
non|8.6.10 @ 11:32AM|#
I care. I care about lots of things enough to spend your money on them. Hold on I've got a list.
|8.6.10 @ 10:38AM|#
I came, I saw, I went away.
AlmightyJB|8.6.10 @ 11:06AM|#
Why does Reason hate Leonardo DiCaprio?
Birds and rocks and things|8.6.10 @ 11:10AM|#
A better question might be: give a sound reason to NOT hate Dicaprio.
fart monkey|8.6.10 @ 11:11AM|#
He was good in... uh... I mean I really liked that movie.. uh... nevermind.
Slut Bunwalla|8.6.10 @ 12:08PM|#
Inception.
Supposedly he was good in The Departed too, but I haven't seen that.
Greer|8.6.10 @ 12:26PM|#
A Boys Life
|8.6.10 @ 2:51PM|#
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
You could hardly tell he was acting.
Kirk Lazerus as Osiris|8.6.10 @ 4:11PM|#
Uh huh, like he was the dumbest mothafucka on the planet.
Kirk Lazerus as Osiris|8.6.10 @ 4:13PM|#
Uh huh, like he was the dumbest mothafucka on the planet.
Paul|8.6.10 @ 3:06PM|#
The Departed... a move entirely about cell phones.
|8.6.10 @ 12:13PM|#
Why does the doorman (We'll call him Tax Payer) have his name tag aligned with his junk?
By the way, this Friday Funny is racist.
Fiscal Meth|8.6.10 @ 4:29PM|#
*This* Friday Funny is racist, huh David Duke?
You are clearly insinuating that some Friday Funnies are NOT racist, thereby exposing yourself as A RACISM LOVING RACIST!!!
|8.6.10 @ 1:07PM|#
Why does DiCaprio look like Jim Rome?
Paul|8.6.10 @ 3:03PM|#
It was straight up win.
Metazoan|8.6.10 @ 5:35PM|#
I miss Chip Bok.
|8.8.10 @ 2:32AM|#
The free market is bringing us THE solution for car fuel: swappable batteries for electric cars. Why is it THE solution? because costs are lower that petroleum (without subsidies). See Shai Agassi talk about it here: http://fora.tv/2009/07/22/The_.....hai_Agassi
rctl|8.8.10 @ 3:06PM|#
I AM SPARTACUS!
bleek obummer|8.8.10 @ 3:52PM|#
I think not and you are not rctl.
rctl|8.8.10 @ 10:27PM|#
Please leave this message in Bolivie. So that I know it is you, and not a spoof. I will honor my promise
buy ugg boots online|8.25.10 @ 2:12PM|#
Without sounding like I am stating the obvious I assume that you are trying to teach us bloggers something with this post Liz. So I will say what I have learned and APPLIED from reading this site and this post.
flet Quailty Replica Watches|9.7.10 @ 2:28AM|#
Incredibly, even as the debate over the new certification bill played out over the last few weeks, and even after all that has come out about Hayne over the last two years, Hood's office this past month has been prosecuting yet another case in which Hayne was brought in to overrule the opinions of another medical examiner.
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