Henry Payne | March 20, 2009

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It's true, but where's the "funny" part? Maybe we should all read a copy of Henry Payne's The Audacity of Failed Satire.
This one may fail the Marmaduke test, in which case censorship might be the appropriate response, for the sake of the children, of course.
Of course, it's not quite Cathy bad. That would require action using some serious firepower to prevent it from falling into the hands of our enemies.
Of course, it's not quite Cathy bad.
That's like saying something "isn't quite Michael Bay bad". It has
no meaning.
AACK!!!
Guys, guys.
A cartoon doesn't have to be funny.
It can also just be beautiful.
That's like saying something "isn't quite Michael Bay bad". It has no meaning.
Actually it does mean something. It means you are still beyond the
event horizon of suckiness so bad it drains all hope and ruins your
day. Marmaduke isn't quite that bad, and this cartoon
doesn't manage that either. Were it to enter the real of Cathy bad
the Reason server would implode and destroy the server farm where
it resides as well. I'd link to a Cathy comic to prove it, but then
the Reason guys would have to forget their libertarian cred and
practice a little old-school European anarchist violence against me
in retribution. I'd rather keep my house than link to Cathy. Even
the mere mention is skirting the edge.
The real scandal has to do with the fact that it's just an old
Bush caricature that Payne colored in with a brown marker.
If we could get rid of brown markers there wouldn't be anymore
racism.
I also agree with Epi, with the caveat that it's barely satire
either.
The sum total of funny in the world decreases yet again.
The guy's last name
Should be spelled 'Pain'
Too bad, it's too late
To use http://xkcd.com/558
hire the better guy
to make markets work better
you sons of bitches
Guys, its funny because its true. Its also racist--they drew Obama as looking like a black man.
actually, hiring the xkcd guy would make a lot of sense. he's big with the nerds, and there's a huge nerd crossover with this particular population. also, he's occasionally funny, as would befit "friday funnies".
Draw a picture of Mr. Creosote with Obama's head and the exaggerated ears. He can be eating something political. Caption it with the words, "The Voracity of Hope."
There is a funnier cartoon on Day by Day today. Fascists are always funny.
From Jay Nordlinger today in the National Review
A friend of mine e-mailed to me a letter-to-the-editor he
wrote:
In the episode "Woody Gets an Election," from the eleventh season
of Cheers, simpleton Woody Boyd receives some advice from Frasier
Crane. Frasier suggests that even an awful candidate can receive a
meaningful percentage of an election's votes simply by mouthing
empty platitudes, such as "change." "Say the word 'change' a lot,"
says Frasier. Embracing this advice, Woody goes on to win the
election."
We are now living in a real life sitcom.
John,
You are really reaching now. Just admit it. Obama is saving the
world and you are jelous of him.
A cartoon doesn't have to be funny.
True, but one called "Friday Funnies" should be.
"You are really reaching now. Just admit it. Obama is saving the
world and you are jelous of him."
@anyone:
So is there some button or setting here that I can use to block
this usless pube?
What are you assholes complaining about? This is the best Friday Funnies in months.
I don't see why this would have to be a cartoon. Renaming the book could be used in any regular writing. Shouldn't a cartoon include some sort of visual comedy as well as written? At least a comment from the passerby or have them throw a rock at the store?
"Another upside would be little to no noticeable drop in art
quality."
and a serious uptick in style!
having to deal with emo math nerd seems like a lovely dream after
years of the purposeful eye-sadism of the friday funnies. perhaps
this is reason's foray into situationist propaganda, forcing us to
confront the ugly stupidity of trying to laugh at the horrors of
this world.
"google incif"
Thanks. I can't employ it here at work, but will try it at home.
Again, thanks.
Political cartoons aren't very funny to begin with, so limiting
oneself to publishing cartoons showing some variation of the
administration sodomizing the taxpayer with a retractable baton,
captioned "Who's your daddy?" is obviously
counter-productive.
Lio (by Mark Tatulli) on the other hand is funny and sends a
quirky, pro-DIY-genetic-engineering, pro-being-different,
pro-anti-bully, and generally pro-anti-authoritarian (did I just
write 'pro-anti'? Twice??) message.
Lio occasionally even spoofs Cathy and similar abominations -
another reason why this will be an immediate hit.
Lio is the obvious choice.
@dhex,
xkcd.com is a success, so a hostile takeover of reason.com + firing
the ones responsible for committing these crimes against humority
would be more logical.
Was that MNG or someone else in the archives who had the brilliant observation of how filtering is self imposed ignorance?
Was that MNG or someone else in the archives who had the
brilliant observation of how filtering is self imposed
ignorance?
By that 'logic', choosing the political sites you visit by anything
other than a random means of selection would be a self imposed act
of ignorance.
Ah, let the Friday Funnies Hateathon commence.
Wouldn't have made it funnier, but it would have been more
thoroughly true if the sign dropped the word "Democrat."
Not a dime's worth of difference between them. I really wish more
people (and editorial cartoonists) would get that.
Was that MNG or someone else in the archives who had the
brilliant observation of how filtering is self imposed
ignorance?
Is TofuSushi a troll, or just a clueless liberal?
So if someone is really, really annoying and routinely makes
ignorant comments based on false premises, filtering out their
comments and spending your time instead listening to intelligent
people making insightful comments is "self imposed
ignorance"?
If you're at a party full of brilliant, witty people, do you spend
equal time listening to the guy with Down's Syndrome talking at
length about how he REALLY REALLY likes cake, because otherwise
you're not being fair and taking all viewpoints into
consideration?
1872 called and they want their adjective back. Seriously, who uses "cockamamie" nowadays?
Selective ignorance of useless troll shit is far wiser than stopping to smell every doot that drops.
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