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|3.13.09 @ 7:23AM|#
This cartoon is a better illustration of the Friday Funnies than it is of what it purports to be.
jester|3.13.09 @ 7:38AM|#
If you drop acid and stare at it for 20 min., the meaning will become very very clear.
Untermensch|3.13.09 @ 8:05AM|#
Come on guys. It's still better than Marmaduke, so I give it a passing grade. (Although it's hard to imagine what would fail that standard: I'm defining dumb down.)
|3.13.09 @ 8:40AM|#
My Friday Funny was Syracuse beating UConn in 6 OT's, game took so long it ended on Friday.
|3.13.09 @ 8:58AM|#
Hmmm...not bad, really. And as Untermensch points out way
funnier than Marmaduke. And as a corollary* to what Bingo said,
like this thread, Marmaduke is an exercise in dreadful
repetition.
*mathematicians, please don't kill me. I'm trying.
|3.13.09 @ 9:02AM|#
(Although it's hard to imagine what would fail that standard: I'm defining dumb down.)
Anything that fails the Marmaduke standard is technically a war crime.
Elemenope|3.13.09 @ 9:02AM|#
*mathematicians, please don't kill me. I'm
trying.
We use corollaries in Philosophy too, so you're safe.
Elemenope|3.13.09 @ 9:04AM|#
Anything that fails the Marmaduke standard is technically a
war crime.
Coming from a soldier in a war zone, that's...harsh.
|3.13.09 @ 9:13AM|#
Anything that fails the Marmaduke standard is technically a
war crime.
Best description of Cathy I've ever heard.
Xeones|3.13.09 @ 9:21AM|#
Marmaduke, i heard
So much coke in the 80s
His nipple fell off
(thanks, Achewood.)
Lefiti|3.13.09 @ 9:46AM|#
What's really funny is how right-wing market fundies cling to the same old bromides no matter what happents in the real world.
Cindhi|3.13.09 @ 10:12AM|#
Am I the only one that got a good chuckle out of this one? Wow...I thought it was rather entertaining...not the best but definately one that was dead on...
Loa Tzu|3.13.09 @ 11:08AM|#
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Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 7:23am | #
This cartoon is a better illustration of the Friday Funnies than it
is of what it purports to be.
jester | March 13, 2009, 7:38am | #
If you drop acid and stare at it for 20 min., the meaning will
become very very clear.
Elemenope | March 13, 2009, 7:53am | #
Weak!
domoarrigato | March 13, 2009, 8:01am | #
boo. D+ reversion to the mean...
Untermensch | March 13, 2009, 8:05am | #
Come on guys. It's still better than Marmaduke, so I give it a
passing grade. (Although it's hard to imagine what would fail that
standard: I'm defining dumb down.)
ed | March 13, 2009, 8:21am | #
It's funnier without the caption.
D-
Guy Smiley | March 13, 2009, 8:27am | #
The driver should have a name tag that says, "Unions".
John-David | March 13, 2009, 8:37am | #
My Friday Funny was watching Jon Stewart tear Jim Cramer a new one
last night.
Nick | March 13, 2009, 8:39am | #
Untermensch, cancer and AIDS both suck. Which one gets the passing
grade?
Nick | March 13, 2009, 8:40am | #
My Friday Funny was Syracuse beating UConn in 6 OT's, game took so
long it ended on Friday.
Bingo | March 13, 2009, 8:51am | #
All of the Friday Funnies comments are always the same. Now that's
funny!
Art-P.O.G. | March 13, 2009, 8:58am | #
Hmmm...not bad, really. And as Untermensch points out way funnier
than Marmaduke. And as a corollary* to what Bingo said, like this
thread, Marmaduke is an exercise in dreadful repetition.
*mathematicians, please don't kill me. I'm trying.
Art-P.O.G. | March 13, 2009, 9:02am | #
(Although it's hard to imagine what would fail that standard: I'm
defining dumb down.)
Anything that fails the Marmaduke standard is technically a war
crime.
Elemenope | March 13, 2009, 9:02am | #
*mathematicians, please don't kill me. I'm trying.
We use corollaries in Philosophy too, so you're safe.
Elemenope | March 13, 2009, 9:04am | #
Anything that fails the Marmaduke standard is technically a war
crime.
Coming from a soldier in a war zone, that's...harsh.
sage | March 13, 2009, 9:09am | #
Haiku day today
Show me what you got, bitches!
Sorry, off topic
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 9:11am | #
There is no topic
More important, more vital
Than Friday haiku
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:13am | #
Anything that fails the Marmaduke standard is technically a war
crime.
Best description of Cathy I've ever heard.
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:15am | #
Oh Cathy Guisewite
Why do you hate me so much
You are comic whore
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 9:16am | #
Statement is half true:
It is actually Friday.
Funny? Not so much.
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 9:16am | #
Marmaduke sucks ass
But, sadly, Friday Funnies
Fail to be better
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:18am | #
You don't understand
Marmaduke is big red dog
Do you get it now?
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 9:21am | #
Marmaduke, i heard
So much coke in the 80s
His nipple fell off
(thanks, Achewood.)
sage | March 13, 2009, 9:21am | #
You have it wrong, dude
Clifford is the big and red
That dog must poop huge
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 9:23am | #
Fat Cathy: "AACK, AACK!"
"The bikini is too small!"
Irving: "Lose weight, sow."
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 9:24am | #
Dog guano exports
Major economic deal
In Clifford's hometown
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:25am | #
Clifford, Marmaduke
These things are best left to suits
in Washington, dude
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:33am | #
Homer Simpson shocked
Cathy is woman, he asks?
To be honest, who knows?
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 9:34am | #
Lecherous Pinkley
Cathy's atrocious boss
The only one I like
P Brooks | March 13, 2009, 9:36am | #
giant piles of shit
the sound of GM dying
no boo hoo from me
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 9:38am | #
Cathy? A woman?
Could have fooled me... Women should
not be shaped like tubes
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:43am | #
Cathy Guisewite sucks
Got Emmy in '87
Is Emmy worthless?
P Brooks | March 13, 2009, 9:44am | #
naughty marmaduke
cathy gets some puppy love
go marmaduke go
Lefiti | March 13, 2009, 9:46am | #
What's really funny is how right-wing market fundies cling to the
same old bromides no matter what happents in the real world.
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:48am | #
Lefiti is cool
I want to be just like him
But my hands chafe fast
Low-Brow | March 13, 2009, 9:49am | #
Nancy Pelosi
Plays Harry Reid of
Barack Obama
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 9:50am | #
Shorter Lefiti:
"Pay attention to me, waahhh!"
What a fucking douche.
domoarrigato | March 13, 2009, 9:51am | #
Haiku writing fools
ignore the master calling
the days grow longer
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 9:53am | #
Way to bash our fun,
Domoarrigato, with
Lines cribbed from Japan
crimethink | March 13, 2009, 9:55am | #
Sorry to tell you
That the date for Haiku Day
Was In December.
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 9:56am | #
This has to be done:
Uh, Domo arrigato,
Mister Roboto
crimethink redux | March 13, 2009, 9:57am | #
Sorry to tell you
That the date for Haiku Day
Was In December.
Art-P.O.G. | March 13, 2009, 9:57am | #
re: PBrooks @ 9:44
Now that's funny. Or am I just sick?
Preston | March 13, 2009, 9:58am | #
Haha, he's all bloody.
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 9:58am | #
Whatever, crimethink
I am libertarian
I do what i want
crimethink | March 13, 2009, 10:02am | #
Libs wear Santa garb
With July sun beating down?
That would be silly
P Brooks | March 13, 2009, 10:03am | #
eye of beholder
that is where the sickness lies
my hands remain clean
domoarrigato | March 13, 2009, 10:04am | #
crimethink says the time
for haiku has passed but knows
it will come again
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 10:09am | #
Every day can be
Haiku Day, if you open your
heart to it, crimethink
Cindhi | March 13, 2009, 10:12am | #
Am I the only one that got a good chuckle out of this one? Wow...I
thought it was rather entertaining...not the best but definately
one that was dead on...
SugarFree | March 13, 2009, 10:16am | #
Cindhi, hating the
Funnies makes us forget how
much we hate ourselves.
Reinmoose | March 13, 2009, 10:17am | #
The Friday Funny
it doesn't make any sense
big fucking surprise
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 10:21am | #
Hey Cindhi, see,
All commentary should be
In haiku format
Episiarch | March 13, 2009, 10:21am | #
Cindhi has ruined
Our haiku day with laughter
Now we hate on her
domoarrigato | March 13, 2009, 10:25am | #
bonus points are had
for alluding to seasons
as all haiku do
Xeones | March 13, 2009, 10:29am | #
Pedantic domo:
"Silly gaijin, not like that!"
Dude, it's Friday, chill.
domoarrigato | March 13, 2009, 10:39am | #
Haiku are more fun
when rules are followed my friend
I am white as snow"
A Winner!
|3.13.09 @ 11:40AM|#
Xeones, but "Laoed" or
"Lao'd!" has its subtle charms, right?
Let the crowd decide.
fucke|3.13.09 @ 12:02PM|#
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Kolohe|3.13.09 @ 12:08PM|#
Lao Tzu's point was that
this has all happened before,
will happen again.
JW Gacy|3.13.09 @ 12:10PM|#
Matt Welch was so wrong
In his tweet the other day.
This thread is the wins.
Johnny Nowhere|3.13.09 @ 1:44PM|#
Friday Funnies scrawl
Worth one hundred responses?
Ha! Haiku fun time.
|3.14.09 @ 6:18PM|#
Like an oak in a fantasy.
The yellow
sand appears
in my mind
with a rumbling
and delicate
look; you call
me near a
sylvan hedge,
and everything
shines like a
taciturn wind.
Francesco Sinibaldi
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