Chip Bok | August 10, 2007

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A fat person sneezed on me yesterday. I hope my jeans still fit tomorrow.
Only if you touch a fat person and then touch your eyes without washing your hands. Obesity is in the eye of the beholder.
Second hand obesity means needing your second hand to help the first one hold your belly up when you pee.
Dammit! When is congress going to get its act together and DO something about how fat I am?
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