Friday Funnies

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• Jennifer| 8.10.07 @ 9:14AM |#

  A fat person sneezed on me yesterday. I hope my jeans still fit tomorrow.

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• Edward| 8.10.07 @ 11:26AM |#

  Only if you touch a fat person and then touch your eyes without washing your hands. Obesity is in the eye of the beholder.

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• wsdave| 8.10.07 @ 11:43AM |#

  Second hand obesity means needing your second hand to help the first one hold your belly up when you pee.

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• marbledog| 8.10.07 @ 11:45AM |#

  Dammit! When is congress going to get its act together and DO something about how fat I am?

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• Seer| 8.10.07 @ 3:30PM |#

  marbledog: They don't have enough troops available right now.

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• brian| 8.10.07 @ 3:34PM |#

  I totally didn't get the cartoon until marbledog's comment.

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