Send Jesse Ventura!
The former Minnesota governor is reportedly pondering an independent run at the White House, and releasing a new book with the rather desperate title of Don't Start the Revolution Without Me! In which he asks: "As I begin to write this book, I'm facing probably the most monumental decision of my 56 years on this planet. Will I run for president of the United States, as an independent, in 2008? Or will I stay as far away from the fray as possible, in a place with no electricity, on a remote beach in Mexico?"
In either case, here's hoping he rocks this 'do:
A more haggard-looking Governor Body cross-examined by Truthers here. Lots of great past reason coverage of Ventura here.