Crime New opera about the Patriots blaming a household pest for supposedly chewing on the footballs Eugene Volokh |The Volokh Conspiracy | 1.22.2015 11:57 PM New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady speaks at a news conference in Foxborough, Mass., Thursday, Jan. 22, 2015 as he addresses the issue of the NFL investigation of deflated footballs. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola) It's called … … Deflatermouse. Crime