One Out of Every 100 Children Left Behind


"MAG: Even kids starting to turn…," is Drudge's wistful teaser for this TimeForKids poll that has President Obama barely squeezing out a gentleman's C on a report card issued by 1,000 U.S. tweens.

But look closely and you'll see a disturbing sign of the troubled state of our schools. The numbers only add up to 99 percent:

Sideshow Bob, 100%. Mayor Quimby, 1%. This poll has a margin of error of 1%.