He Tried Using the Fourth, But It Was Full of Holes
Clearwater, Florida businessman Herb Quintero spent $500,000 renovating his bait and tackle shop and the property it's on, including commissioning a fish mural on the side of the building. Though the mural contains no text, the city of Clearwater determined he needed a billboard permit, because the subject matter is related to his business. They began fining him $130 for each day he left the mural uncovered.
So Quintero responded (rather awesomely) by covering the mural with a banner depicting the First Amendment. All of which sets up this beautiful line from a local news report of the dustup:
Meanwhile, the city's legal department is looking to see what, if anything, it can do about the First Amendment banner.
Thanks to Dick Nimmons for the link.