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I Blame Gay Marriage

Radley Balko | 4.3.2008 7:44 AM

Man caught having sex with picnic table. Fortunately, prosecutors have dropped the felony (!) charges.

Rick Santorum was right. Gay marriage has put us on the slippery slope to men having relations with deck furniture.

Radley Balko is a journalist at The Washington Post.

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