Soy un Perdedor
Via Josh Marshall's TPMpire, witness George W. Bush re-enacting Johnny Sack's journey back to prison after his daughter's wedding.
You can understand where the man's head is at. Immigration reform was it: This was the last issue he could possibly hammer out a deal on with the Democratic majority. A massive citizenship program could have been his second-term legacy, a fat item in his Wikipedia entry between "narrowly defeated the worst Democratic presidential nominee since John W. Davis" and "got food poisoning from poorly-prepared seitan while awaiting trial in The Hague."