Is it churlish of me to point out that Los Angeles City Councilman Paul Koretz, in addition to singing like a wounded warthog, makes a taxpayer-funded salary of around $178,790 per year? Probably! At any rate, at least one person in Koretz's district is living the dream:

 

What would be the Gen X equivalent of this? Getting elected councilman and then declaring it official Lou Barlow Day? Asking for a friend.