Study Reveals: Kids Are Stupid

David Weigel | November 1, 2006

Hey, raise your hand and shake your wrist if you're convinced by this anti-gay marriage ad out of Wisconsin, by the Coalition for America's Families.

Is the point that kids are so stupid that gay marriages will make them forget (or never learn) the differences between big boys and big girls? Is it that gay marriage will cause a physiological chain reaction transmogrifying American adults into hermaphrodites? It can't be that legal gay marriage is going to make kids grow up in a world where heterosexual relationships become incomprensible; if that was the case, the ad makers would have taken their cameras to Massachusetts and just started filming the atrocities. Unless... maybe there aren't any atrocities?