Remy: I Need a Boat (GOP Spending Version)
The debt comes due, schooner or later.
You can't torpedo spending if you're torpedo spending.
Parody of Morgan Wallen's "Need A Boat," written and performed by Remy. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS
This draft bill don't look fine right now
And it ain't doing the trick (No…)
We're so dangerously indebted now
And this adds to the debt.
It adds one, two trillion, that's not great.
But what if we add something manufactured in your state?
Would a bridge change your mind? No, but if anything can
It'd be me on a dock pushing off of dry land.
I need a lake, a ship built in my state.
I'd even take a fleet.
Can one of them be named for me?
Sir, we're running out!
Yeah, what I need right now…
Are some real high ceilings
New-ship feeling
Me on the deck just-a sipping on Darjeeling
Don't need no sad song on my Spotify
Crying "he lost an election to a punk guy"
I need a boat.
I need a boat.
Can you talk some sense into him?
Don't care if it's a pontoon, brand-new, been used
Long as it's got bombs (Yes…)
Just wanna cast it out yonder, let that thing wander
To Iraq or to Iran.
I'm tired of running into all my friends'
Faces they put on a post office
A bit more inflation never hurt no one—
How's that make you feel? Nauseous.
I need a lake, a ship built in my state.
I'd even take a pond
Provided there are extra bombs.
Sir, we're running out!
Yeah, what I need right now…
Is a boat so brassy
Missiles classy
And if the bill doesn't pass? We'll just blame Thomas Massie.
Don't need no sad song on my Spotify
Crying "he lost an election to a punk guy"
I need a boat. I need a boat.
I need a boat. I need a boat.
Real, real bad.
- Producer: John Carter
- Producer: Austin Bragg
- Producer: Meredith Bragg