Reason Weekly Contest: Clarify a Sexual Consent Policy
Last week's winners revealed.
Welcome back to the Reason Weekly Contest! This week's question is:
The University of Minnesota has drafted an affirmative consent policy that it hopes will make its "Yes Means Yes" policy clearer. One provision is "…where there is confusion about the state of consent, sexual activity must stop until both parties consent again." Please come up with another (printable!) provision.
How to enter: Submissions should be e-mailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, city, and state. This week, kindly type "CONSENT" in the subject line. Entries are due by 11 p.m. Eastern Time, Monday, July 20. Winners will appear Friday, July 24, right here at Reason.com.
In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. First prize is a one-year digital subscription to Reason magazine, plus bragging rights. While we appreciate kibbitzing in the comments below, you must email your answer to enter the contest. Feel free to enter more than once, and good luck!
And now for the results of last week's contest: We asked you to come up with a campaign slogan for Bernie Sanders.
THE WINNER: Hair you can trust. — Walter Leitgeb, Bellows Falls, VT
SECOND PLACE: If you like your neighbor's stuff, you can keep your neighbor's stuff. — Charles G. Kessler, III, Birmingham, AL
I'm not Hillary. — Jim Noble, Boulder Creek, CA
Everything you liked about Ron Paul but with higher taxes! — Nathan Norris, Springfield, Mo
Why vote for a grandmother when you can have a nanny? — Alexander Stubbe, Manitowoc, WI
It's not Communism! It's CAN-unism! — Brit Ward, Farmington, NM
Socialism: This time will be different. — John McKearn, Juno beach, FL
Less Deodorant, More Taxes — James Van Damme, Plano, TX
Sharing Is Caring — Dennis Bazdell, Hudson,WI
Everything for everyone, from everyone else. — Richard Gustafson, Phoenix, AZ
When you need a real Democrat, only an Independent will do. — Alex Parrish, Harrisonburg, VA
From the people who brought you Howard Dean — Bill Butler, Colchester, VT
Multiplying wealth by dividing it — Fred Sebastian, Franklin TN
Change you can pay for — Steve Foster, Lower Merion, PA
Because you don't need a choice of 23 different candidates. — Ken McMaster, Canberra, ACT, Australia
"I'm not an economist, but …" — Jonny Bahk-Halberg, Seoul, Korea
One People, One Nation, One Deodorant! — T. Christopher Brown, Cleveland Heights, OH
At Least I'm Not Trump! — Susan Montgomery, Philadelphia, PA
Making choice of ice cream flavors less confusing. — James Grady, Colorado Springs, CO
Bernie Sanders: Putting the You in Utopia! — Andy Johnson, Baton Rouge, La.
You DID build that. You just don't get to keep it. — Robert Ryan
Cherry Garcia in every Pot — Warren Meyer, Phoenix, AZ