NSA

Hey, Kids! The National Security Agency Wants You to Recycle!

Big Brother loves Mother Earth.

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It'll be Earth Day on Wednesday, and the National Security Agency is prepared. The spy shop's recycling mascot—yes, of course the NSA has a recyling mascot—has narrated this video for Maryland schoolchildren:

My favorite line: "When other agencies shredded or incinerated their paper, NSA turned ours into pulp and sold it to recyclers who use it to make cardboard pizza boxes." Yesterday's incriminating documents are tonight's vessel for dinner!

For a transcript of the video, go here. For more NSA kiddie fun, go here. For Reason's files on the NSA, go here.