Helpful Tips for Living Under Drone-Filled Skies, From Funny or Die
Funny or Die has released an instructional video for living under drone-filled skies. "Celebrate matrimony quietly and not in Afghanistan," is the first tip. Also: "Try not to have brown skin."
"A lot of people look at these modern marvels and see automated soulless flying death-dealers that spy on all our private lives. You can trust me when I say, those people are communists."