This Kiss
The assistant principal at Florida's Orange River Elementary School called the abuse hotline of the Florida Department of Children and Families (DCF) and the Collier County sheriff's office to report a "possible sex crime" at the school. The crime? Two 12-year-old girls in a gym class were arguing about which one liked a boy better, and one of them went over and briefly kissed the boy. DCF officials and a sheriff's deputies agree that does not count as a sex crime. For now.