"It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life"
A zombie bailout? Why not:
Millions of Americans on Social Security are receiving $250 checks as part of the president's stimulus plan—including an Anne Arundel woman who died more than 40 years ago.
The woman's son, 83-year-old James Hagner, said he got the surprise when he checked his mailbox late last week….
"I just want to keep it as a souvenir, that's all. I'll never cash it," Hagner said.