Come The Rapture: Can I Have Your Car?

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Are you worried that when the Rapture comes you will not have time to let your sinful loved ones know that you've been snatched away to heaven?

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Well, fortunately there is now an online solution to this pressing problem. The website--You've Been Left Behind--is offering "a Rapture triggered" email service that will alert your friends and family to your heavenly departure. The proprietors explain how their service works:

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

Let's hope that three of the team members are never together in a tragic automobile or airplane accident. The cost for the service? Just $40 for a year.

Hat tip to D.A. Ridgely.