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AP News Feed, Straight from the Heartland

Nick Gillespie | 10.4.2007 7:22 AM

Here are the domestic and international news feeds from the AP, served up via that quintessentially American newspaper (no disrespect intended), The Cincinnati Enquirer. I'm not sure if the headlines read as found poetry (move over Scooter!), or signal the beginning of The Rapture. Or maybe it's a continuing sign that we've been in The Tribulation for the past several centuries. To paraphrase Fox News, you decide, gentle readers. Or to paraphrase Bill O'Reilly, shut up.

National AP Headlines Updated every 15 minutes Hill Collapse Destroys San Diego Homes Fraternities Move Away From Party Image More Women Than Ever Enter West Point Tape: Hunter First Lied About Shooting Jury to Decide Strip-Search Hoax Case

World AP Headlines Updated every 15 minutes 2 Koreas Sign Summit Declaration More Than 1,700 Miners Safe in S. Africa Cargo Plane Crashes in Congo's Capital Roadside Bomb Kills Iskandariyah Mayor Militants Kill 3 Pakistani Soldiers

Nick Gillespie is an editor at large at Reason and host of The Reason Interview With Nick Gillespie.

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