Birds Hate Fags
The appearance of avian flu in Israel is God's punishment for campaign ads supporting gay marriage, says Rabbi David Basri.
Glass-half-full interpretation: That must mean gay marriage will soon be legal in Cameroon, Indonesia, Pakistan, Azerbaijan, and Egypt.
Whether that means the good ol' USA will soon be getting same-sex marriage, as opposed to just getting bird flu, G-d only knows, but I'm pretty sure S/He's got enough reasons to strike us dead already.