New Way of Avoiding Roadside DUI Tests


Baltimore Orioles pitcher Eric DuBose was arrested Monday in Sarasota, Fla. for driving erratically with what turned out to be a blood alcohol level of .113. None of which would be interesting enough to report here, except for this bit:

When instructed to recite the alphabet, DuBose allegedly said, "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet."