Can Dick Cheney Stand?
Laura Bush just gave a shout-out to Dick Cheney, who seemed to be visibly straining even to wave. Has anybody seen this guy standing under his own power lately? Is he like a brontosaurus, only capable of standing in water? Did he lose the use of his legs in some sort of super-secret Halliburton doublecross? Is he just getting lazy?
Then again, given this picture, which appeared today at Lucianne.com with the caption–I shit you not–"Trust little girls. They know," maybe Cheney should stay seated until after Election Day.