Mikes Meet
Just ran into Michael Moore. After introductions, we had the following quick exchange before his fans/security guards/enablers hustled him on:
Me: Some people have called me the Michael Moore of the Right. How do you think I should feel about that?
Moore: I'm not sure you should be very happy.
Me: Yeah? You think maybe I should sue?
Moore: (Pauses) Both of us should. Class action!