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Humanity Is Beautiful. People Suck.

Tim Cavanaugh | 7.27.2004 9:04 AM


Reader Ari Spanier sends in a new Onion OpEd from everybody's least favorite Utne reader. This joke is at least as old as Mrs. Jellyby from Bleak House, but The Onion gets some fresh laughs out of it:

"Where The Fuck Is Diane With My Fair-Trade Coffee?"

Tim Cavanaugh