Keep That Stiff Upper Lip To Yourself!
The UK has a new law cementing that famous English reserve into writ—every Brit under the age of 16 is now prohibited from "sexual touching."
Sexual touching, the Act says, includes doing it "with any part of the body", "with anything else", and "through anything". Depending on one's definition, that could technically include snogging as well as the gamut of sexual activities that teenagers often get up to. The guidance notes from the government say it could include "where a person rubs up against someone's private parts through the person's clothes for sexual gratification".
Click the link for some inscrutable British names for sexual acts, including "cottaging," "grooming," and "dogging." (Link via A Fistful of Euros)