Meanwhile, It Apparently Isn't So Dangerous To Sit On Your Ass All Day Typing
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, these are the ten most dangerous jobs in America:
1. Timber Cutters
2. Fishers
3. Pilots and Navigators
4. Structural Metal Workers
5. Driver-Sales Workers
6. Roofers
7. Electrical Power Installers
8. Farm Occupations
9. Construction Workers
10. Truck Drivers
"Driver-sales workers" apparently means the people who fill vending machines and deliver pizzas. Tip them well.