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The Plot Against Santa Claus

Jesse Walker | 7.2.2003 7:48 AM


Ever wonder what government secrets are just too sensitive to be released, even in the face of declassification orders and Freedom of Information Act requests?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

[Via Undernews. For more details, visit the National Security Archive.]

Jesse Walker is books editor at Reason and the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.