Clap for the Clap!

Kerry Howley | January 4, 2007

Via feministing, a priceless peak into Louisiana's taxpayer-funded "Governor's Program on Abstinence":

Is the point that wearing your own underwear will give you HPV? Or is it just the slutty kids' unmentionables that carry the stated trio of disease? If only there were a way to get laid without contracting gonorrhea. Some kind of "safe sex."