Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges

Nick Gillespie | October 21, 2005

Did we blog this Onion story yet? If not, we should have. If so, always worth a second read:

Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges

HELL--A report released Monday by the Afterlife Civil Liberties Union indicates that nine out of 10 souls currently serving in Hell were condemned on drug-related sins.

"Hell was created to keep dangerous sinners off the gold-paved streets of Heaven," ACLU spokesman Barry Horowitz said. "But lately, it's become a clearing-house for the non-evil souls that Heaven doesn't know how to deal with."

Whole thing here. Funny 'cos it's true.