The New York Times reports that conservatives are all atwitter over March of the Penguins, and the monogamous family values exemplified by the flightless fowl. I wonder if the sentiment extends to the Central Park Zoo's Silo and Roy, doubtless influenced to choose the gay penguin lifestyle by the liberal antarctic media.

ADDENDUM: Just wanted to share a comment by "wet blanket" with the class:

Hurray for penguin monogamy! Now if there was only a scientifically proven theory that connects human behavior with animal behavior. Something like common ancestry or biological factors that shape behavior. But that's crazy talk.