"He was very loyal. He was always on time. He always had on a suit and a starched white shirt."

Matt Welch | September 9, 2005

I think I can speak for most college dropouts when I say that there are few flavors of schadenfreude more tasty than watching some Type A kiss-ass get caught with a padded resume. When it's the disastrous director of FEMA, well, all the better.