For White Boys Who Have Considered Suicide When the Ewoks on Endor Ain't Enuff

Nick Gillespie | May 19, 2005

This sort of thing is surely one of the reasons why the terrorists--not to mention the Tusken Raiders of Tatooine--hate us. The only thing missing is blog-jock Jim Lampley pronouncing that he hopes Lord Palpatine "and his jackals carry the day. Let them remove those safeguards which have assured the minority party a continuing voice in the Senate, and then let them fret about it for thirty years after the pendulum swings back our way in 2008."