Fake-Penis Envy

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Nick Gillespie | March 31, 2005

Over at Nobody's Business, Rogier van Bakel goes long on the latest scourge of public schools: fake penises used to get around drug tests.

Whole schwing here.

Reason's Jacob Sullum mused on the general uselessness of workplace drug testing in "Urine--or You're Out."

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