Remy: NoMargaritasville (Jimmy Buffett Parody)
Drinking outside would be OK if the government considered you an adult.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. But we know it's the government's fault.
"Margaritaville" parody written and performed by Remy; music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
I've got more ice than Sweden
More Maker's than Eden
More 12-year-old whites than Prince Andrew
I've got more melon squeezings
Than a Redskins team meeting
How I'll make rent I haven't a clue
If there's no ceiling above ya
While you're sipping I'll cuff ya
I guess us going under is what they prefer