Brickbat: Please, Sir, I Want Some More
New York's Eastport-South Manor Central School District has sent a letter to parents telling them the days of unlimited condiments are over. Students will be limited to one or two packets of ketchup, depending on the meal they get. Mayonnaise and mustard will also be rationed. School officials say they are trying to limit the amount of salt and sugar students eat, and they fear failing to do so will jeopardize state funding.