Tags: David Petraeus

Would probably also like to stop being called "shirtless FBI agent."

Cuckolded

No keen observer could believe the government's Pollyanna version of these events.

Warrants further investigation, authorities say

Just change the names in Fifty Shades of Grey and put Petraeus on the cover

Not as gay, though that would be yet another twist, wouldn't it?

Fiscal Cliff, Benghazi, tax cuts, and Petraeus affair all expected to be addressed

Set to appear before Senate Intelligence Committee on Friday

Would be a violation of federal law

Apparently the socialite must be a diplomat, or her house must be a diplomatic residence, which is news to most of the media

Cue disappointed sighs from tabloid editors around the world

Edited image salt in the wound for ex-CIA Director's mistress

Looks like it worked for a while

Because of flirty e-mails

With regards to the David Petraeus scandal, as you dig through the very human details of a powerful man's dalliance with an attractive woman, an important question should occur to anybody with more than a National Enquirer-level interest in the matter.

The ones that didn't know, that is

Potentially thousands of pages of inappropriate e-mails to woman

The Wall Street Journal notes a possibly inappropriately close relationship between the woman whose complaints of harassing emails began the investigation that led to Petraeus' career-ending affair and the FBI agent doing the investigating.

Allegedly sent shirtless pictures to woman involved in case