"This whole thing has been built on a foundation of lawlessness"
Damon W. Root | May 19, 2008, 5:17pm
Here's a nice look at how Homeland Security gets the job done:
Texas mayors and business leaders filed a class-action lawsuit Friday alleging Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff hoodwinked landowners into waiving their property rights for construction of a fence along the Mexican border.
Members of the Texas Border Coalition said Chertoff did not fairly negotiate compensation with landowners for access to their land for six-month surveys to choose fence sites.
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"They are determined to build a wall to appease mid-America," [Brownsville Mayor Pat] Ahumada said. "This is a political problem that's being addressed at the expense of all the border communities."
Whole thing here. For reason's coverage of anti-immigrant hysteria, look here, here, here, and here.
dpsc | May 20, 2008, 1:48am | #
You owe me $25 for a new keyboard after you made milkshake squirt out through my nose.
I've seen hundreds of people post variations on this over the years, and I'm frankly curious about it. Did you really spew a milkshake on your keyboard? It seems a bit dodgy to me- I mean, first, it wasn't all that funny.
And uproarious laughter is sort of a social thing- that's why they have laugh-tracks in sitcoms. Do you really sit, alone, in front of your computer, and laugh hard enough at unfunny comments that fluids come out of your nose with enough velocity to reach your keyboard? Or do you gather the whole family around the h+r comments and laugh, and laugh, and laugh? Either way, a bit creepy.
Also, given how many posts like this I've seen, and how few of the posts on the internet I've read, I have to think that literally hundreds of thousands of keyboards and monitors get sent to landfills each year due to almost entirely not amusing posts on the internet. If so, this would be a pretty serious environmental problem. Maybe we all ought to tone down the humor factor from here on in. Some people just can't read responsibly.
I also have to wonder about your locution "You owe me a new keyboard..." If I, hypothetically, saw a very attractive woman on the metro and became so aroused that I wound up pissing myself I would not present her with the dry-cleaning bill, at least once she, hypothetically, made it clear that she would get a restraining order if I contacted her again. Apparently you would.
Unless there's more to LoneWacko than meats the eye.
I don't know if that was a Freudian slip or if inspiration briefly touched you in an inappropriate fashion, but you now owe me an entire new computer. Not only was I drinking a milkshake, I was having a high colonic when I read that.