Update on Medical Marijuana Dispensary Owner Charles Lynch
Nick Gillespie | October 16, 2008, 10:05am
Charlie Lynch is the California medical marijuana dispensary owner convicted in federal court of selling drugs. Lynch scrupulously complied with all state laws but is facing as much as 100 years when sentenced in November. Watch his chilling story here:
On October 6, supporters of Lynch gathered to protest his treatment. Reason.tv's coverage of the event is here:
Mad Max | October 16, 2008, 2:46pm | #
Disclaimer: I know that the South's states'-rights rhetoric has tended to be as situational and inconsistent as the North's, but I thought I'd play on the South/States rights stereotype to make the following version of the Confederate national Anthem.
(Apologies to General Albert Pike, author of the version of "Dixie" which I'm ripping off)
Potheads, hear your country call you,
Up, lest worse than death befall you!
To arms! To arms! To arms, for MJ!
Lo! all of the bongs are lighted,
Let all hearts be now united!
To arms! To arms! To arms, for MJ!
(Chorus)
Advance medicinal MJ!
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For this joint in our hand we'll take our stand,
And live or die for MJ!
To arms! To arms!
be at peace with MJ!
To arms! To arms!
And be at peace with MJ!
Hear the oppressive federal fuzz!
They're coming here to kill our buzz!
To arms! To arms! To arms, for MJ!